Fuck a celeb
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Bert Notorius
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...to boldly go where every man has gone before...
loquere
Smile!
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What's the opposite of boldly? Jessica Simpson supposedly was a virgin when she first got married.
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LiFeNdEaTh
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jessica elba
I prefer Erika St. Helena.
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bronzeage
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I gave up on under 30 celebrities after my Paris Hilton experience. That's one weekend out of my life I'll never get back.
What the fuck was I thinking?
I have never regretted telling Drew Barrymore, "Come back when you grow up, Babe." We have a date in 2015.
What the fuck was I thinking?
I have never regretted telling Drew Barrymore, "Come back when you grow up, Babe." We have a date in 2015.
RoryN
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Best example of a joke the target of said joke doesn't have a prayer of understanding.
IDK which cute pop icon most recently turned 18?
I think Demi Lovato is really hot, and she's my age. Do you think I have a shot?
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She won't be grown up by then. That's one of the things that makes her awesome.
Instant_Star
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I wonder if her sex sounds are auto tuned too.
I've only ever heard her Skyscraper song, and it sucked, but she seems pretty intelligent compared to her contemporaries.
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