Foxtrot Tango
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- Jan 22, 2005
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Hello, is anyone there, speak up please, sorry didn't quite catch that, pardon, you who what where, must be static, are u calling from a cell phone, yes I can hold....
Share your funny and real life phone conversation....... (No racism or bigotry please)
I have a strong Irish accent and ordering food particularly foreign like Chinese can be a challenge with three eights in my number........ hope you enjoy
Me: Hi I'd like to order some food for pick up
Rest: No problem, pone numer sir
Me: 888
Rest: ate, ate, ate, sorly no such numer
Me (polite): eat eat eat
Rest: yes sir I know u ungry but must give pone number 1st
Me exasperated: it comes before nine and after seven
Rest: gottit 9, 7, and rest of numer is..........
Me (wishing I ordered Indian); no no no the number is ATE or EAT or EEAAHHAATT,..... dammit why didn't I go to those elocution lessons......
Rest: Sir we're velly sorly but no need to offense
Me (breathing exercises): Sir I order from you all the time, I’m frustrated with my inability not yours so please accept apology
Rest: I understand sir, you guy always orders peeking duck..........
Me (There is a god); yes yes that's me now can I order to pick up....
Rest: No problem sir but first we need your pone number....
Me (If there's a fucking camera I'm gonna shoot someone): Okay I'm gonna spell the numer........ E.....I.......G........Hich........T.........
Rest: sir did you say.........Hihich......
Me (despondent): yes E I G Hihich...... T.......
Rest: Ahhhhhhh Eight, why you not say so..............
Me (bewildered): I blame my parents.......
Rest: No problem sir....... what you like to order........ something from flame grill for your parents..........
Me (that’s it I'm changing my fucking number): I order each dish by name, my pronunciation worst than ever and we understand each other perfectly.
Share your funny and real life phone conversation....... (No racism or bigotry please)
I have a strong Irish accent and ordering food particularly foreign like Chinese can be a challenge with three eights in my number........ hope you enjoy
Me: Hi I'd like to order some food for pick up
Rest: No problem, pone numer sir
Me: 888
Rest: ate, ate, ate, sorly no such numer
Me (polite): eat eat eat
Rest: yes sir I know u ungry but must give pone number 1st
Me exasperated: it comes before nine and after seven
Rest: gottit 9, 7, and rest of numer is..........
Me (wishing I ordered Indian); no no no the number is ATE or EAT or EEAAHHAATT,..... dammit why didn't I go to those elocution lessons......
Rest: Sir we're velly sorly but no need to offense
Me (breathing exercises): Sir I order from you all the time, I’m frustrated with my inability not yours so please accept apology
Rest: I understand sir, you guy always orders peeking duck..........
Me (There is a god); yes yes that's me now can I order to pick up....
Rest: No problem sir but first we need your pone number....
Me (If there's a fucking camera I'm gonna shoot someone): Okay I'm gonna spell the numer........ E.....I.......G........Hich........T.........
Rest: sir did you say.........Hihich......
Me (despondent): yes E I G Hihich...... T.......
Rest: Ahhhhhhh Eight, why you not say so..............
Me (bewildered): I blame my parents.......
Rest: No problem sir....... what you like to order........ something from flame grill for your parents..........
Me (that’s it I'm changing my fucking number): I order each dish by name, my pronunciation worst than ever and we understand each other perfectly.
Are there lessons in 8? The inability is mine.
