hornyprogrammer
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I've been having this fantasy lately about either a nerdy atheist cs major at a college or a high school biology geek. In the college version, the story would begin by saying that back at his rural Texas high school, most of the jocks signed virginity pledges publicly while hypocritcally screwing around after school while he was left to cumming to fantasies of their exploits, and nothing much as changed.
The story then goes on to describe our socially challenged nerd's obstacles to getting sex, including the fact that he tends to be too forward when making an advance whereas other more suave guys use more innuendo and suggestion and the fact that none of his exracurricular activities such as math club or atheist club seem to be very good at attracting hot women. Insert derisive, physically descriptive comments about ugly nerd chicks here.
In perhaps the most ironic and snigger-inducing move of the year by any campus affiliated organization, the atheist club produced a shirt which said "Atheist do it like you wouldn't believe" printed on the back for all its unathletic, socially challenged science major members to wear. Our particular nerd wonders how many other members are actually virgins like him.
One day, our nerd is walking on campus with this shirt on when he crosses paths with one of the hottest cheerleaders at school walking with her well-built, muscular football player boyfriend who is well known for being an evangelical christian. He ogles the breasts of the buxom cheerleader with a necklace that drops a golden cross in between her nipples. He gets dirty looks from the both of them and proceeds to hurry quickly past them as they glare at his retreating backside.
That evening there is a football game in which he longingly gazes at the cheerleaders and almost decides to go to the bathroom to relieve himself of his desires when he overhears something about the couple he had encountered earlier going to a small house on the outskirts of the rural college town to privately "shout God's praises together" after the game For once in his life, he understands the innuendo, and realizes that the secluded house presents him with a unique opportunity to witness something he had fantasized many times about but had never witnessed.
He follows the couple to the house after the game, and then there is a description him getting turned on to the sounds of thighs s while pulling down his pants and boxers, revealing none too sexy butt with a pimply rash to anyone behind. At this point, he peeks in through the window and immediately a pair of bright headlights turn on behind him. He jolts his head around just as a student investigative reporter for the campus newspaper flashes his camera. Our nerd gets arrested and the photo of the three shocked faces and bodies, the couple with the shirtless football player fucking his girlfriend doggy style with the golden crucifix dangling between her breasts juxtaposed with the nerd creeper looking behind his back with his right hand between his legs and a shirt stopping just above the crack of his pimply ass saying "Atheists do it like you wouldn't believe" appears on the front of the campus newspaper. You might wanna change that last part up a bit if you wish so that the football player is looking behind him with his perfect ass in the window. The high school story would include many other same elements while also mentioning the irony that while the nerd believes in evolution while all his fellow classmates (and especially the socially conservative jocks) are vocal creationists, Darwin doesn't exactly seem to be favoring him. I would like some of the more experienced authors to flesh out the fleshy details of the story.
The story then goes on to describe our socially challenged nerd's obstacles to getting sex, including the fact that he tends to be too forward when making an advance whereas other more suave guys use more innuendo and suggestion and the fact that none of his exracurricular activities such as math club or atheist club seem to be very good at attracting hot women. Insert derisive, physically descriptive comments about ugly nerd chicks here.
In perhaps the most ironic and snigger-inducing move of the year by any campus affiliated organization, the atheist club produced a shirt which said "Atheist do it like you wouldn't believe" printed on the back for all its unathletic, socially challenged science major members to wear. Our particular nerd wonders how many other members are actually virgins like him.
One day, our nerd is walking on campus with this shirt on when he crosses paths with one of the hottest cheerleaders at school walking with her well-built, muscular football player boyfriend who is well known for being an evangelical christian. He ogles the breasts of the buxom cheerleader with a necklace that drops a golden cross in between her nipples. He gets dirty looks from the both of them and proceeds to hurry quickly past them as they glare at his retreating backside.
That evening there is a football game in which he longingly gazes at the cheerleaders and almost decides to go to the bathroom to relieve himself of his desires when he overhears something about the couple he had encountered earlier going to a small house on the outskirts of the rural college town to privately "shout God's praises together" after the game For once in his life, he understands the innuendo, and realizes that the secluded house presents him with a unique opportunity to witness something he had fantasized many times about but had never witnessed.
He follows the couple to the house after the game, and then there is a description him getting turned on to the sounds of thighs s while pulling down his pants and boxers, revealing none too sexy butt with a pimply rash to anyone behind. At this point, he peeks in through the window and immediately a pair of bright headlights turn on behind him. He jolts his head around just as a student investigative reporter for the campus newspaper flashes his camera. Our nerd gets arrested and the photo of the three shocked faces and bodies, the couple with the shirtless football player fucking his girlfriend doggy style with the golden crucifix dangling between her breasts juxtaposed with the nerd creeper looking behind his back with his right hand between his legs and a shirt stopping just above the crack of his pimply ass saying "Atheists do it like you wouldn't believe" appears on the front of the campus newspaper. You might wanna change that last part up a bit if you wish so that the football player is looking behind him with his perfect ass in the window. The high school story would include many other same elements while also mentioning the irony that while the nerd believes in evolution while all his fellow classmates (and especially the socially conservative jocks) are vocal creationists, Darwin doesn't exactly seem to be favoring him. I would like some of the more experienced authors to flesh out the fleshy details of the story.
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