From where I sit...

[carsonshepherd]

stacks of books (fiction guide, name book, notebooks, magazines)
CDS
computer equipment (desktop)
Lord of the Rings collectibles
basket with a bunch of phone charges, cell phone headsets, mini tape recorder, other junk
box of tissues
filing cabinet, bent
lots of clothes, not folded or hung up
ironing board, very seldom used.
16-year-old ficus tree, real.
fan
bottle of Advil, empty beer can, half-full beer can that I'm drinking out of
The Scream mousepad
tiny Buddha statue
Lots and lots of dust.

 

[Guest]

Marry me, ya slob.

marry me, marry lucky.
think you could handle that?

 

[carsonshepherd]

on walls, a puppy calendar and one of those Chinese bamboo scroll things with herons on it.
more dust.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

marry me, marry lucky.
think you could handle that?

I don't think there is a man alive that could handle that not for more than a week or so anyway.

 

[minsue]

on walls, a puppy calendar and one of those Chinese bamboo scroll things with herons on it.
more dust.

Gawd, I thought I was the only one with dust on the walls....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Gawd, I thought I was the only one with dust on the walls....

If you sit still for more than ten minutes in this house, you need a Swiffering.

 

[Dar~]

My desk has a canister full of pens and pencils and scissors. My monitor (of course) A half empty can of diet dr pepper a half empty container of salt and vingar lays, my prismacolor box and my new black sketch pad. ont he top is a three wick candle and two votives in wroght iron holders and a large beautiful desk lamp I have owned longer than any of my furniture. it also has an empty coffee cup from this morning and my phone. Various pieces of opened mail form earlier and my feet on it.

If I spin in my chair, I see my living room and my daughter totally engrossed in her 3 millionth viewing of Quest for Camelot. Quite a nice evening actually.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

there's too much crap in this room, since it's Ebay week, you don't even wanna know.

I'll just list what's on my desk, which is actually not a desk at all, but my old kitchen table.

empty teacups
one box of discs
one celluloid kewpie doll
three boxes of antique costume jewelry
three different kinds of hand lotion
one dollar bill, ripped in half and taped back together
one pair glasses that I never wear
about 3 million sticky notes with research scrawled on them
on pewter ring with four skulls on it(not mine)
vintage copper desk calender
several dvds, all porn
"Stud Pups" desk calender
Sony digital camera
stack of unpaid bills

 

[carsonshepherd]

there's too much crap in this room, since it's Ebay week, you don't even wanna know.

I'll just list what's on my desk, which is actually not a desk at all, but my old kitchen table.

empty teacups
one box of discs
one celluloid kewpie doll
three boxes of antique costume jewelry
three different kinds of hand lotion
one dollar bill, ripped in half and taped back together
one pair glasses that I never wear
about 3 million sticky notes with research scrawled on them
on pewter ring with four skulls on it(not mine)
vintage copper desk calender
several dvds, all porn
"Stud Pups" desk calender
Sony digital camera
stack of unpaid bills

What about that bracelet I like? did you get rid of it?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What about that bracelet I like? did you get rid of it?

the metal one? no, I have it on.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Cool!

 

[Liar]

Gawd, I thought I was the only one with dust on the walls....

It keeps the wallpaper from peeling.

 

[minsue]

It keeps the wallpaper from peeling.

Unfortunately, it's paint.

I didn't take dust into consideration when choosing a deep red for the living room and fairly dark purple for the bedroom.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

box of tissues

Did this not jump out at anyone else?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did this not jump out at anyone else?

Maybe for my runny nose, maybe not.

 

[minsue]

Did this not jump out at anyone else?

. .

 

[Dar~]

Maybe for your runny nose . . .but probably not!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Maybe for my runny nose, maybe not.

Thought it likely for something else that was runny

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Thought it likely for something else that was runny

*snicker*
hey, I have a box of kleenex too, it's just sitting on the floor and not on the desk
if I listed the things under my desk it would take all night

 

[Just-Legal]

Ok, on my desk I can see...

- The computer, which he still hasn't asked for back (I aint reminding him either)
- Empty wine bottle. Has been there aaages
- Birthday cards
- Mic
- Sweet wrappers (Mini Dimes! The kind you get in the bucketload from Ikea)
- Couple of DVDs/CDs

In the rest of the room there is, bed, wardrobe, chest of drawers, CD player, TV, DVD player, and lots and lots of JUNK!

Oh, and clothes.

 

[SeaCat]

Good Gawd, this just made me take inventory of all that I have on and around my desk. It's a wonder I can even move.

On top of desk:
Monitor
Printer
Printer Paper I haven't bothered to put away.
One full can of Cold O'Douls
Half full can of O'Douls. (Also cold. )
Variouse Discs
Black and White five inch TV. (Hand crank generator type.) Currently missing cover so I can repair it.
Multiple Pens.
Web Camera
Bear in cup with saying on it. "I hear voices and they don't like you."
Two pads of sticky notes.

In Desk:
More discs
Telephone
Ink refill kit

Under desk:

UPS
Box of blank CD's
Printer Paper
Box with repair parts for an antique rifle I'm fixing for my father
Paper Shredder
Small cat
Slippers

Beside Desk:

Book Case with roughly fifty books. Mainly reference

Behind desk on half wall:

Two Swords I haven't gotten around to hanging up.
Calendar
Halogen Desk Lamp
Large Cat
Cowboy Hat with sunglasses on it. (So that's where the sunglasses went.)
Scuba Regulator (Old two hose type)
Computer Scanner
Police band scanner
Portrait sized picture of my wife, nude (Inspiration ya know?)
Six inch stuffed Barney with Pencils through it. (Have to keep the pencils somewhere.)
My grandfathers helmet, fully restored.

We won't get into the rest of the room which also doubles as our bedroom.


Cat

 

[Sunnie]

I hate my desk at home, so let's talk about work.
From where I sit, I can see...

-my puter (important)
-my phone (I'm the receptionist)
-my receptionist window with the frosted sliding-glass door thingy
-a framed 8x10 of me and my husband, nice conservative-looking portrait shot
-a framed 4x6 of my and my husband on our wedding day
-two or three glass-jar type candles
-a 9x9 square of corkboard covered with pics of my kids and my siblings, and a couple more pics of my wedding
-another corkboard square covered with a few cartoons from www.toothpastefordinner.com
-my desk calendar with important dates outlined in pink highlighter

The funny part is, my husband is our company's project manager... so now and then a rep will come in to see him, and they'll notice my pictures and go, "Oh! You're... you're married to Brad?!"

The best is when they've already been shitty to me over the phone trying to reach him, and then they realize I'm his wife... they get this "Oh wow, I fucked this ALL up" look on their face.

 

[mlady_france]

Bear in cup with saying on it. "I hear voices and they don't like you."

Ha! I love that!