from 'The Salmon of Doubt' by Douglas Adams

[Akito01]

I got my copy of 'The Salmon of Doubt' yesterday, the posthumous work of the great Douglas Adams. I got a great laugh out of this particular passage:

'DREAM LOVER: The Dagenham Girl Pipers. With all due respect and love to my dear wife, there are some things that, however loving or tender your wife may be, only a large pipe band can give you.'

I dare say, this is a Literotica story yet to be written.

I know I get similar feelings whenever I see one of those Irish step-dancing troups like Riverdance, and all those fit young women in short black dresses and dark nylons, jumping up and down in an energetic manner.

 

[Guest]

I have to thank someone who will remain nameless for his (her? its?) suggestion involving kippers, half a pint of Haagen-Dasz Toffee and Pecan Ice Cream, a slinky spring (remember them?) and the Dagenham Girl Pipers. I checked, and there are no web-pages listed covering that particular sport. Yet. Furthermore, the activity is probably illegal in several states of the USA.

And then he suddenly sprawled on top of her and there was another shriek when the car was speeding up and not braking - but nobody noticed. We could have been screwing the Dagenham Girl Pipers and none of those idiots in the tent would have noticed, not unless the girls had started playing their bagpipes.

Although I see potential in the idea, I am having problems imagining Adams in this situation.

 

[Akito01]

I suspect Adams himself would have no problem at all imagining himself in that situation, but since he is no longer with us (and probably never wrote for Literotica even when he was), this leaves the idea for another author to write, and thus a completely different male protagonist to enjoy the sexual leasure to be found amoung a troupe of women with cute looking kilts and very powerful lungs.