From little acorns come... condoms?

[Stella_Omega]

Police said a district judge from Intercourse, Pa., hid condoms inside acorns and handed them out to women in the state Capitol complex last week. A summary charge of disorderly conduct was filed Tuesday against Isaac H. Stoltzfus, who presides over low-level cases as a district judge in Lancaster County.

The citation from Capitol Police said the 58-year-old jurist gave the acorns to unsuspecting women, who were offended when they discovered the contents.

Stoltzfus' office referred questions to defense attorney Heidi Eakin, who didn't immediately return a phone message Wednesday.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/09/29/national/a122907D43.DTL

Acorns. Kinda roomy acorns! But maybe symbolic? Or maybe the tree out front his house just happens to be an oak tree? With really big acorns?

And the town he comes from? Intercourse PA.


Somebody do something with this. It's so cool and so... meaningless.

 

[TE999]

Maybe the judge is, I dunno, nuts?


Squirrel #1: "Have you tried these acorns?"

Squirrel #2: "Yeah, don't bother. They taste like rubber."

 

[Handley_Page]

Squirrel 3: unfold it and you can store lots of acorns inside.

 

[Xelebes]

Liiiiiiaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

I find it extremely hard to believe that's a true story, especially because it refers from a person from a town named Intercourse. There is a small town by that name and it's in Lancaster Co., PA. It has also been reported by the AP, so it is probably true.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap...3sX2nN5M7rcZNrOSXueQD9IHP7083?docId=D9IHP7083

ETA: I would not believe the item from SFGate.

 

[aWench]

I've actually been to/through the town of Intercourse, PA. I was 19 that summer, and was driving from Seattle to Boston with a girlfriend. She'd grown up on the East coast and gone to Penn State, so she was familiar with the various Amish communities in rural Pennsylvania. We walked around for a while, I bought some wood crafts, and sent my boyfriend (who became my husband two years later) a card that got the Intercourse postmark that said simply, Thinking of you. Yeah, I was better at being succinct back then.