From Figure 8's to 69

[Guest]

I was inspired by seeing 2002 Skating Gold Medalist Sarah Hughes and Figure Skating Legend Dorothy Hamill in ads recently to imagine what might happen if they skated together on tour (after Sarah turns 18) and had a lesbian encounter.

Would anybody here want to read about it?

 

[MissTaken]

Hmm interesting.

Figure skaters are lithe, graceful adn oh so sexy.

Go for it!

(Thanks for the "after she turns 18" comment )

 

[Chicklet]

Would anybody here want to read about it?

I would at least give it a once-over.

I know that there's a big audience for sports stars in erotica - we get requests from golf to tennis to basketball here.

Plus, on another note, your title for this thread was excellent = ) Dragged me right in! Maybe you should title your story that!

Chicklet

 

[sirhugs]

I would read it. Not my first choice of skaters ( the Canadian Josee Chouinard rates highest for me, followed by Kristy Yamaguchi, and in the older role, I'd prefer Peggy Fleming), but I'd read it your way, and Dorothy Hamill is certainly opert and popular...

I agree the thread title is a catchy keeper.

 

[notwhoyoudthink]

Thanks for your encouragement, guys! I got cut off by my ISP while submitting it, but I think it went through. If you see it, keep in mind that it's my first piece for Lit and focuses more on the feelings than the act (which I found harder to write).

Let me know what you think!

 

[Guest]

Yeah, sure, only skaters don't DO figure eights any more. There isn't any "figure" in figure skating since they took it out. I was still a junior, and I was ace at figures. Now it's all jumps. Ms. Hughes has the jumps, all right. Her first year at nationals, she didn't win, but at the end of her program, right in front of the judges, she pulls up, real slow, does this *pow* triple Axel out of nowhere. She's like, "Okay, guys, gotta go, my times up, but just so you remember me..." and there it was. I about fell over.

So now she does triple Sal triple loops. That's back to back toe jumps. You don't get to use your free leg. You just have to muscle it up off the ice. The Sal is a flip jump, which means you land on your other leg. Assuming you use your strong leg for the triple, it means you have to land it on your weak leg, then do triple loop off that leg. I can just barely get the second double, most of the time. No way would I ever get a triple.

So I still teach my kids figures because there is nothing that teaches you position like doing figures, and landing a jump is all about position. I'm an old lady now, like I'm 24, but I can still do all the triple jumps, and I still skate demo programs now and then.

I'm disgustingly straight, but I might enjoy a lesbo scene or two. Skaters are pretty perverted. Only gymnasts are worse. Like, little Dominique Morcenau? She was coming back from the Olympics on this plane, and this guy gives her this drink she isn't supposed to have because she was only (censored), and so when they get off (the PLANE), she forgets her gym bag. They are going through it looking for bombs and there's these leotards and chalk and shit, and two pairs of handcuffs, a blindfold, a ball gag, a doggie collar and a bunch of whips! Bet she was pretty pissed when they got to the motel and she didn't have all her shit!

The worst (best) lezbos are the SOCCER girls! Ohmygod! The older girls, they just line up to look over the little freshpersons (over eighteen, of course). "That one's mine!" "Oooo, I want THAT one!" "She's got a BOYFRIEND" "Not for long!" So what *I* want to know, is, does this carry over to soccer MOMS? I mean, my best friend's mom, she was always like, really nice to me. I thought it was because I never smoked dope in her house or left roaches about, but now I wonder...

Love,

Kristi

PS, I'm 24, ex-figure skater, working on my PhD in Math. I'm way over eighteen, although I WAS under eighteen ONCE...

 

[sirhugs]

Kristi

so, doll, write us some "based on real experiences" stories. We old pervs would love em

 

[tripleflip]

Skater Grrls

Okay, I CAN'T post any of my real experiences because all the good stuff happened before I was eighteen, WAY before, so it's against the rules. My whole little life back then was "against the rules," so I'm used to it. I turned out okay, I didn't get pregnant or dead, and now I'm on my way to a PhD in Math. I still smoke dope, though, just not as much.

It's pretty stupid, like do people really think the kids aren't having sex? Like, this girl is seventeen years, three hundred sixty-four days, twenty-three hours and fifty nine minutes old and you get BANNED if you even MENTION THINKING about THINKING about having sex with her. Then the clock strikes, and you can fuck every hole, for real, and it's okay with everybody. I mean her BF has been ass-fucking her since she was (deleted), and she's been sucking her (deleted)th grade Vball coach, so like, you think she's going to be damaged by somebody's fantasy? Hey, I wish I had grown up innocent, I really do, but that was my GRANDMOTHER'S generation.

Hey, I'm not "for" kiddie porn. I'm not "against" much, but I'm "against" THAT at least, at least REAL kiddie-porn. FANTASY? I don't know. People who can't distinguish fantasy from reality are seriously ill and need professional help. Let's just not cloud our thinking to the extent that we fail to realize the kids are doing pretty much what WE are doing. "Hel-LO!" (Kristie thumps her head-"thump-thump") "Is this thing ON?"

Anyway, if you want to write me privately, we can talk. Please don't send me any kiddie porn. Don't ask me for any, because I haven't GOT any and don't WANT any. I refuse to believe my REAL LIFE is "kiddie porn," so I'll talk about that, if you want. Just not here. Sorry!

Kristie

 

[sirhugs]

Kristie:

I'll chat with almost anybody.



"based on" real experiences assumes the characters in your stories are 18. I just thought your experiences taught you things that might lead to interesting FICTION...just like the fictional notion that everyone is a virgin till 18.

 

[tripleflip]

Why didn't I think of that?

Hey, of course. I've already written a bunch of stuff. I can just edit out all the "true" parts that reveal age... It'll read a little funny, but yeah, if you assume no one has any sex until they get out of high school, it'll work.

God, that thought is almost a weird as the REAL world, but kinda-sorta in reverse! I kinda LIKE it. It's so sweet, like the ideas most parents have of their kids. "Kristie? Oh, she's a little wild, but she would NEVER do anything like THAT!"

Yeah, uh huh, right!