Frimost "The Brave"

[Bob_Bytchin]

Frimost has impressed me as one who is screaming for military action, but doesn't have the guts to do anything more than call for action from his La-Z-Boy.

Earlier I asked him:

"I ask, why are you sitting on your ass, posting on Lit all day long when you should or could be out fighting for your country?"

and I got this reply:

"That wasn’t directed towards you there, and as far as I am concerned I have medical conditions along with my old age (26-y/o) that would make it impossible to keep up with the young in-shape 18 and 19 y/o’s as a grunt, its too late for me to start off, if I was already in back when Clinton was in office that maybe it would have been another story (assuming I passed all the tests back then)."

When I told him:
"Frimost, in times of peace, the cut-off age for new recruits is 34 years old. In times like this, I'm sure they will make an acception for your mid-20's.

C'mon, don't be ashamed to admit that you're just a La-Z-Boy warrior."

He came back with: "BS, I couldn't get in even if I wanted to for medical reasons and even if they did allow it I would not be able to keep up with those youngins, the body at 18 is far different then it is at 26."

I find it insulting that Frimost calls others pinkos, commies, pacifists etc... but instead of being a warhawk, he ends up being a chicken-hawk.

 

[littlekateyes]

C'mon, don't be ashamed to admit that you're just a La-Z-Boy warrior."

He came back with: "BS, I couldn't get in even if I wanted to for medical reasons and even if they did allow it I would not be able to keep up with those youngins, the body at 18 is far different then it is at 26."

WTF? You got to be kidding.

 

[Frimost]

Ok puss, if you got any pull and influence make me a combat correspondent or cameraman and I promise to go to the front to prove it to you, I just don’t believe I am fit for military service anymore.

 

[Azwed]

There are other positions that you can serve as that do not necessirly require the same physical atributes and endurance that a grunt does.

 

[littlekateyes]

Ok puss, if you got any pull and influence make me a combat correspondent or cameraman and I promise to go to the front to prove it to you, I just don’t believe I am fit for military service anymore.

At age 26 you would not be able to keep up? Your kidding right?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Frimost, your "I'm 26" excuse is a poor one.

#1TankCommander is beyond 26 I believe, and I doubt you'll hear him crying that mantra.

I am almost 35, and I'm not about to claim I'm old or less of a man than an 18 or 19 year old.

My wife....a female, who is almost 30 definitely doesn't cry that line either. She works hard at showing up as many young bucks as she can.

 

[Frimost]

At age 26 you would not be able to keep up? Your kidding right?

No, and my back isn’t too good either, that runs in the family. I’m no longer as fit, energetic, and athletic now then I was 8-years ago and my metabolism has done a 180 since then.

 

[Azwed]

Frimost, your "I'm 26" excuse is a poor one.

#1TankCommander is beyond 26 I believe, and I doubt you'll hear him crying that mantra.

I am almost 35, and I'm not about to claim I'm old or less of a man than an 18 or 19 year old.

My wife....a female, who is almost 30 definitely doesn't cry that line either. She works hard at showing up as many young bucks as she can.

TankCommander has a son who is old enough to be over in Iraq so I am sure he is well over 26.

 

[mbb308]

Saddam will take old farts like me.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

No, and my back isn’t too good either, that runs in the family. I’m no longer as fit, energetic, and athletic now then I was 8-years ago and my metabolism has done a 180 since then.

Let me get this right. If we were suddenly invaded, you would sit on your ass because your back hurts? Your metabolism would prevent you from being a true patriot?

Just face it, you're a gutless worm who wants others to defend your country and stand up for your rights. But to hell with getting off your La-Z-Boy unless it's to get more Cheetos.

 

[Frimost]

Look, what is the point of your thread? I’m not frightened to go over there; the only thing that intimidates me is the heat (I HATE hot weather). Other than that, if any of you are rich or influential and you seriously want to put your money where your moth is take care of my rent while I’m gone, arrange a place to stay, food, and a little spending money and I’ll go right in with the soldiers as part of the press. Hell, if the troops let me I’ll even pick up a rifle and fire it at them while going in.

 

[Frimost]

Fuck you bob you little bitch, I would kick your ass-that’s for damn sure. Send me over there with pay and shelter you fuck, otherwise shut the fuck up cunt.

 

[HeavyStick]

In offense to Frimost, he's a bucket of shit who DOR'd from the Civil Air Patrol ROTC.


I miss the good old days (2 months ago) of this ferret felching fecalphiliac starting threads about lesbian communists and the tanks they drove.

He needs a real mean woman to grudge fuck him. Some lady who'll stuff some anal beads in his ass and start him up like a lawn mower. Hopefully she'll punch him in the face a couple of times and claw his chest up with reinforced acrylic nails.

I do believe Bob would be my partner in watching this and tying his pock marked pudgy ass like this:

After 2 or 3 hours of getting pummeled with wiffle ball bats. We'll tie a cupcake in front of him and put him on a treadmill.

 

[Frimost]

I don’t take orders well either. II hate the micromanagement of my private life and GI’s have no real private life when in the military.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Fuck you bob you little bitch, I would kick your ass-that’s for damn sure. Send me over there with pay and shelter you fuck, otherwise shut the fuck up cunt.

You couldn't kick my ass. Unlike your 26 year old mind in a 60 year old body, mine is just fine.

I can get off and on the chair and couch without turning blue too.

 

[Azwed]

I was in the Civil Air Patrol. hehe

 

[jodarby]

Ok puss, if you got any pull and influence make me a combat correspondent or cameraman and I promise to go to the front to prove it to you, I just don’t believe I am fit for military service anymore.

You could serve as military chaplain.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

...... arrange a place to stay, food, and a little spending money and I’ll go right in with the soldiers........

Hey Frimost. You know of a good mall over in Iraq? That why you need the spending money? Hey take me along. Im always up for a shopping trip. Anyways, I need a few new pair of shoes. A devil can never have too many pair of shoes.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I don’t take orders well either. II hate the micromanagement of my private life and GI’s have no real private life when in the military.

Frimost, you're a true piece of work. I bet your mom and dad are so proud of you protecting your micromanaged world, complexion (I know those summers during war can be a killer), and making sure you don't strain your back.

 

[HeavyStick]

26 and afraid of service? Mediacl problems? Almost every branch has a "Pork Chop Platoon" that's where they put fat fucks like you in a herd and run them a little harder.

I'll be 32 in April. From 10am-11am I shamed 100 Marines and Sailors in Physical Training today. We did an hour of aerobics with weights involved (min 30 lbs... max 70lbs)

Bring your marshmallow ass to my house and I'll have your heart popping like a zit in about 20 minutes.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

STD, are you going to get a facial while you're there? I know how the heat can cause breakouts. However would you survive if you actually had to break a sweat?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

26 and afraid of service? Mediacl problems? Almost every branch has a "Pork Chop Platoon" that's where they put fat fucks like you in a herd and run them a little harder.

I'll be 32 in April. From 10am-11am I shamed 100 Marines and Sailors in Physical Training today. We did an hour of aerobics with weights involved (min 30 lbs... max 70lbs)

Bring your marshmallow ass to my house and I'll have your heart popping like a zit in about 20 minutes.

Kate sends a big LOL

 

[sanjuaneros]

Wtf you need spending money for? If you got up off your ass your metabolism would not have done a 180 turn you dumb shit. Your back is your medical problem? Are you really that much of a sorry ass. What a Punta.

Look, what is the point of your thread? I’m not frightened to go over there; the only thing that intimidates me is the heat (I HATE hot weather). Other than that, if any of you are rich or influential and you seriously want to put your money where your moth is take care of my rent while I’m gone, arrange a place to stay, food, and a little spending money and I’ll go right in with the soldiers as part of the press. Hell, if the troops let me I’ll even pick up a rifle and fire it at them while going in.

 

[Pyper]

Amazing. Not only can I kick Frimost's mental ass, now it appears that I can kick his physical ass too.

 

[HeavyStick]

Kate sends a big LOL

She's welcome.