Friday the 13th

[Tryharder62]

With everything cancelled I wonder what Jason and Freddy Krueger were up to?

 

[Jada59]

With everything cancelled I wonder what Jason and Freddy Krueger were up to?

Hoarding the TP.

 

[Tryharder62]

Hoarding the TP.

Gives new meaning to the slogan...Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Death by machette v. Death by drowning in your own phlem.

Tough call.

 

[Ziggins]

How does a guy with long razor claws wipe?

 

[Tryharder62]

How does a guy with long razor claws wipe?

I'd say very carefully!

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

How does a guy with long razor claws wipe?

I wonder that whenever I see some chick with those super long fake nails. How the fuck do you wipe your ass?

 

[hobbit.]

Death by machette v. Death by drowning in your own phlem.

Tough call.

Spinal Tap "choking to death on someone elses vomit"

 

[Tryharder62]

Spinal Tap "choking to death on someone elses vomit"

Ohhh Yuk! I think you win on the gross scale.

 

[hobbit.]

Ohhh Yuk! I think you win on the gross scale.

Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs the drummer in the 1984 rock film Spinal Tap choked on "someone elses vomit" after performing on four albums. Precisely whose vomit he choked on was never established because, in the words of guitarist Nigel Tufnel, "You can't really dust for vomit."

 

[Tryharder62]

Japan...Looks like we are Safe! Or are We?


https://soranews24.com/2020/03/14/jason-calls-off-friday-the-13th-activities-due-to-coronavirus/

 

[hobbit.]

Japan...Looks like we are Safe! Or are We?


https://soranews24.com/2020/03/14/jason-calls-off-friday-the-13th-activities-due-to-coronavirus/

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of corona virus