French Solitaire

Melody

I don't even have a clue what the game is about :confused:


ShyGuy
 
Madame Melody,

Are you talking about French Revolution, also known as La Belle Lucie?

OR are you talking about the French Solitaire version of phone sex I invented whereby you can actually feel my tongue come thru the phone and into your ear and certain other places?

Call me,
Frenchie
(Dial 1-900-GET-OFFF and hold until the busy signal stops)
 
Shyguy...don't feel bad, I don't think it is all that common.

Frenchie...it's not nice to f*cking tease. ;)
 
Melody.

Ok I don't feel bad, but I would still like to know how you play French Solitare?


ShyGuy
 
Do you mean the board game with the cross of pegs/marbles?
If it is then what you do is remove pieces by "jumping" an adjacent piece over it and into an empty space (at the start the only empty space is dead centre). The aim of the game is to end up with only one piece left. Traditionally the final pice has to be left in the centre by the end but this is hard, so be warned.
If it's the card game then I've just wasted far too much time embarrasing myself.
 
After agonizing, not to mention sleepless hours, I finally THOUGHT I beat that damned, mutha f*cking, wretched, piece of sh*t game.

Unfortunately, until I read that post, I was unaware the remaining piece(marble in this case) had to end up in the center. OMG, I think I'm going to cry.

*sighs*
MunchinMark, summed it up quite nicely for ya ShyGuy. He f*cked my night, but he summed it nicely for ya. :D
 
I am Soooooooo Sorry. Well, it is hard.
Keep trying, then when you do manage it, you can introduce it to someone else and watch them fret over it.
 
Melody~

Take the advice of a woman who's been there (wait...does this sound like advice about to go bad to anyone but me?) STOP WHILE YOU CAN. That f*cking piece of sh*t game is nothing but trouble. It never works...never ever. I'm almost positive that somewhere there is a Frenchman saying "remember that time we made that impossible game and sent it to those dumb Americans to play?" If you win, you are my hero!

~Southern~
 
Actually, I beat it today. Ended with the little damned marble in the center space. Now, I'm gonna go give it to my father. He's been buggin' me lately.
;)
 
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