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[Dominant_Chef]

Posted to wrong Board...

 

[Kajira Callista]

I’m Gunnery Sergeant Dominant Chef, your Senior Trolling Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?

If you ladies leave my Island, if you survive Troll Training...you will be a comedian, you will be a minister of humour, praying for a web board to post on.

But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganised grabasstic practitioners of pantomime farce.

Because I am witty you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am witty but I am fair. There is no humour bigotry here. I do not look down on dour, lacklustre, repetitive nincompoops. Here you are all equally worthless.

And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to post on my beloved Boards. Do you maggots understand that?

I'm game...


"Sir!"

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Fuck, I've posted this on the wrong board...

 

[Kajira Callista]

*sigh* skeered him away

 

[Fauna]

It would have been fun too....

Please come back!

 

[kinkyknickers]

He's on the GB. I'm sure you could pop in there and watch the feathers fly.

 

[Essene]

Damn! I missed this, and unfortunately I missed out on some really useful training.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Damn! I missed this, and unfortunately I missed out on some really useful training.

STFU and start posting on the correct board...

 

[ShyGuy68]

STFU and start posting on the correct board...

Why didn't you do that yourself to start with?

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Why didn't you do that yourself to start with?

Oh how insulting, especially after I held my hand up and said that I fucked up...

You pathetic twat.

 

[Essene]

STFU and start posting on the correct board...

Well Chef, my point was, that I AM posting on the correct board. I choose not to post on the GB. If your thread was here, I'd participate, but it isn't, so I'll just have to go without your exceptional training.