Free To Good Home

[MorgaineLaFay]

Young Al Pacino look-a-like.

Almost paper trained.

Limited vocabulary.

Likes to talk about the weather.

Is handy with a toilet brush & iron.

Plays well in a fenced yard. Young children okay.



If interested, please inquire inside Lt. La Fay’s office.

 

[Guest]

Can he strong arm the neighborhood kids for lunch money yet?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Can he strong arm the neighborhood kids for lunch money yet?

LOL ... they scare him.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[freakygirl]

Young Al Pacino look-a-like.

Almost paper trained.

Limited vocabulary.

Likes to talk about the weather.

Is handy with a toilet brush & iron.

Plays well in a fenced yard. Young children okay.



If interested, please inquire inside Lt. La Fay’s office.

do you have a picture of him ironing?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

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do you have a picture of him ironing?

Yes...but he's nekkid.

 

[freakygirl]

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Yes...but he's nekkid.

nude ironing? does he do windows?


*seriously thinking about coming to pick him up tonight*

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

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nude ironing? does he do windows?


*seriously thinking about coming to pick him up tonight*

He does do windows

I'll throw in a bag of food too.

 

[freakygirl]

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He does do windows

I'll throw in a bag of food too.

can I have him on a trial basis? If he doesn't work out.. I can bring him back, right?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Oh no. Sorry. We have a no return policy.

 

[freakygirl]

Oh no. Sorry. We have a no return policy.

I don't own an iron anyway.. so nevermind.

Sorry. Hope you find a good home for him though.

 

[estevie]

Actually, I will just send the man I live with to live with the Lt and they can fight it out alone while you move here.

Heh! I'll send you mine too and we'll all go shopping!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Heh! I'll send you mine too and we'll all go shopping!

We can't seem to even give them away

 

[LukkyKnight]

Oh no. Sorry. We have a no return policy.

Agree to it, then move. What's she gonna do?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Good Point!

*Booking ticket to MN*

 

[JerseyBoy]

Young Al Pacino look-a-like.

Would you consider an upgrade?

the older models were nothing but a good looking box...

...us newer models come satisfaction guarenteed, all accessories included and self upgradable...can read, write, converse and for a limited time come complete with a lifetime of romantic evenings

...complete specifications upon request

 

[penguindance]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

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Would you consider an upgrade?

the older models were nothing but a good looking box...

...us newer models come satisfaction guarenteed, all accessories included and self upgradable...can read, write, converse and for a limited time come complete with a lifetime of romantic evenings

...complete specifications upon request

Just fax that right on over Jersy Boy

 

[LukkyKnight]

if you fax an SO - or a once and former SO - can you dump the original with no guild on the assumption the copy is sufficient?

 

[JerseyBoy]

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Just fax that right on over Jersy Boy

on it's way Morgy...

-ws

 

[penguindance]

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[LukkyKnight]

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Details, baby, I need details!

Did ya get em, or do we need to nudge the dude?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Try the county dump. You can leave them there and they'll be entertained for hours. If you want to make it permanent, then take a long a metal detector. They'll forget everything else forever.

<rooting around the mulch pit at the dump>