Free PMS

[Ishmael]

That's right ladies, feeling mellow? No angst?

I can bring out your bitch in a heartbeat.

Tell me, why should you miss out on the opportunity to be a victim? A victim of birth, who could ask for a better opportunity? Go for it girls, complain about what is, what may be, what is to come, and don't forget to complain about those ovulation pains, or feelings, or whatever.

And why should I be sympathetic?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

3? seriously?

 

[Ishmael]

3? seriously?

Jesus, you are counting.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Jesus, you are counting.

Ishmael

I'm a girl, it's what we do.

 

[Ishmael]

I'm a girl, it's what we do.

God Dammit, I knew that. <kicks own ass>

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

God Dammit, I knew that. <kicks own ass>

Ishmael

How's your mellow?

 

[Ishmael]

How's your mellow?

Better'n most.

Bring me the bitches.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Do you imply that as bitches go, I'm a failure?

 

[EllieTalbot]

On behalf of burqa'd women everywhere, I suffer from perma-PMS. Just knowing there are women made to wear those things transforms me into the Tasmanian devil of bitches, no hormone adjustment needed.

http://veesblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/burqa-women-lots-of1.jpg

Psst - don't tell anyone, but the one who's pissed off enough dare looking at the camera? That's me.

Anonymous in Amman,
Ellie

 

[Ishmael]

Do you imply that as bitches go, I'm a failure?

Not at all, it's genetic.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

On behalf of burqa'd women everywhere, I suffer from perma-PMS. Just knowing there are women made to wear those things transforms me into the Tasmanian devil of bitches, no hormone adjustment needed.

http://veesblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/burqa-women-lots-of1.jpg

Psst - don't tell anyone, but the one who's pissed off enough dare looking at the camera? That's me.

Anonymous in Amman,
Ellie

You're so CUTE!!!!!! You have no idea what that garb does for you. You look, ummm, almost Alaskan. No smelly animal hide.

Ishmael

 

[EllieTalbot]

You're so CUTE!!!!!! You have no idea what that garb does for you. You look, ummm, almost Alaskan. No smelly animal hide.

Ishmael

You filthy pig! Only a blaspheming infidel would think I'm inviting zina with my gaze!

I gaze at nothing except my husband, the patch of ground immediately ahead of my feet as I walk, and the produce I'm picking out at the market. No other gazing at all, really.

Sinner in Syria,
Ellie

 

[Ishmael]

You filthy pig! Only a blaspheming infidel would think I'm inviting zina with my gaze!

I gaze at nothing except my husband, the patch of ground immediately ahead of my feet as I walk, and the produce I'm picking out at the market. No other gazing at all, really.

Sinner in Syria,
Ellie

Yes you are.

Ishmael