Even a not so good home.
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High maintenance, long hair cat. Fixed, and doesn't spray. Doesn't like being brushed or washed. Likes little to moderate petting once or twice a week. NEEDS plastic bags for nuzzling purposes. Must have free access to outside at all times of the day, even when it's raining. Even though he refuses to go out.
Must have constant access to dry food or else! Must also be watched while eating, and have exactly one full body stroke while engaged in said act of eating.
CAN NOT be left alone for even 15 seconds, or he will scream, cry, carry on, and go searching for you with extremely pathetic sounds emanating from his cute little mouth. *sigh* Takes great delight in torturing and tormenting all around him, especially the other cat.
Likes his tail grabbed gently, held, and spanked. Talks a lot, and very loudly. And often. Did I say often? Oh, okay. Good. Heh. Likes to nuzzle hair, and sleep on your pillow. Does not like human food except for chicken nuggets. Loves to announce his prescence and his latest doings with ear splitting shrieks. Has heart disease and is occasionally spastic, but aren't we all?
Free cat. Just pay shipping.
High maintenance, long hair cat. Fixed, and doesn't spray. Doesn't like being brushed or washed. Likes little to moderate petting once or twice a week. NEEDS plastic bags for nuzzling purposes. Must have free access to outside at all times of the day, even when it's raining. Even though he refuses to go out.
Must have constant access to dry food or else! Must also be watched while eating, and have exactly one full body stroke while engaged in said act of eating.
CAN NOT be left alone for even 15 seconds, or he will scream, cry, carry on, and go searching for you with extremely pathetic sounds emanating from his cute little mouth. *sigh* Takes great delight in torturing and tormenting all around him, especially the other cat.
Likes his tail grabbed gently, held, and spanked.
Talks a lot, and very loudly. And often. Did I say often? Oh, okay. Good. Heh. Likes to nuzzle hair, and sleep on your pillow. Does not like human food except for chicken nuggets. Loves to announce his prescence and his latest doings with ear splitting shrieks. Has heart disease and is occasionally spastic, but aren't we all? 
