Free Candy Inside

[EndlessNameless]

I'd surely hope not!

If so I'll turn this free candy van right around, mister

Oh nononono. We can't have that. After all, I have a sweet tooth. And a sweet cock too. Is the van equipped for hawt secks and can we do it down by the river?

 

[dirtywilf]

How many licks does a linguist lick a cunny? If your cunny needs licking, luckily, my limericks and licking may luxuriously lap up your liquid.

Alliteration always is the avenue for an answer to an honesty inquiry, and access to these assets.

Wow. That was terrible and took entirely too long to think of.

Too much vodka to be clever tonight haha

But I suppose the answer would be as many licks as it takes until that pussy rains

 

[dirtywilf]

Oh nononono. We can't have that. After all, I have a sweet tooth. And a sweet cock too. Is the van equipped for hawt secks and can we do it down by the river?

So. Many. Secksessories.

I'd be a fool not to do it down by the river.

 

[lordfarquat]

I should choose a bigger weapon than beer although vodka is not my favorite liquor at this hour. Perhaps a Scotch!

Alliteration and consonance is fun, but witty banter with sexual undertones always tickles my fancy. What's tickling your Saturday night fancy?

 

[EndlessNameless]

So. Many. Secksessories.

I'd be a fool not to do it down by the river.

Ooh, a dungeon on wheels. Niiiice. You should go with spiked wheels for that extra medieval look. Show people you mean business. This ain't no ordinary candy van!

Torture devices and beautiful scenery, what's not to like? The river won't be the only place that flows.

 

[dirtywilf]

I should choose a bigger weapon than beer although vodka is not my favorite liquor at this hour. Perhaps a Scotch!

Alliteration and consonance is fun, but witty banter with sexual undertones always tickles my fancy. What's tickling your Saturday night fancy?

Evening started with vodka, so I kept it consistent.

Have a new bottle of Booker's, though, but probably wont open that until Sunday

Memes are tickling my fancy currently, and tumblr. Pretty tame Saturday.

 

[dirtywilf]

Ooh, a dungeon on wheels. Niiiice. You should go with spiked wheels for that extra medieval look. Show people you mean business. This ain't no ordinary candy van!

Torture devices and beautiful scenery, what's not to like? The river won't be the only place that flows.

Spiked wheels, and spiked heels. You know it.

The flood gates have already started to part

 

[lordfarquat]

For Monday

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwio-KHTn93eAhUE_1QKHQUbD0sQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https**A**F**Fwww.pinterest.com**Fpin**F370139663104672162**F&psig=AOvVaw0wElOagYgTJi3g327pLz8k&ust=1542606593073665

 

[ShyGuy68]

Your answer cannot be 'both' or 'nothing'

You have to choose one.

Which do you like best?

Option #1 Pink Pop
Option #2 Fifty Shades

I was going to say pink, but after much deliberation, I decided I like fifty shades the best, since it show more of your great ass, and I don't have to remove your panties to spank all of it

 

[wickedpanda]

my vote is the 50 shades

Late to the party but my favorite choice is naked,nude,bare even.....but as that wasn't on the ballot the pink looks good ,its on you after all.

But I'm going with the 50 shades and the way it just displays your sweet rear end.

Tried your drink suggestion---not to my taste, I have simpler taste buds but the gf was happy to enjoy both of them and that leads to me enjoying her so a Win in my book.

 

[Polarity]

Spiked wheels, and spiked heels. You know it.

The flood gates have already started to part

Vodka and parting gates....poles are heavily in your favour.
Mine sure is, and close to hand too

 

[dirtywilf]

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Lol thats perfect <3 it

I was going to say pink, but after much deliberation, I decided I like fifty shades the best, since it show more of your great ass, and I don't have to remove your panties to spank all of it

To be honest, 50 shades is more comfortable too.

Pink seems to be in the lead, we'll see what comes out on top

Late to the party but my favorite choice is naked,nude,bare even.....but as that wasn't on the ballot the pink looks good ,its on you after all.

But I'm going with the 50 shades and the way it just displays your sweet rear end.

Tried your drink suggestion---not to my taste, I have simpler taste buds but the gf was happy to enjoy both of them and that leads to me enjoying her so a Win in my book.

Nawww...not too late to the party.

Ya'll have until the end of Nov to cast your vote

Refresh me on those beverages? Was it the Bulleit rye Manhattan? so good.

That dark liquor fucks me up fast tho.

Vodka and parting gates....poles are heavily in your favour.
Mine sure is, and close to hand too

Yesss this is perfect ;D

Feel free to cast more than one vote

 

[vwnut]

My vote would be for 50 shades as well. Hard decision, but I love the thong.

As far as the tops go, I liked the cut of the pink top better. Perhaps we can mix and match?

 

[EndlessNameless]

Spiked wheels, and spiked heels. You know it.

The flood gates have already started to part

A Mad Max themed porno. Got it.

It just so happens my mouth is good at containing floods of a certain variety.

 

[Awaywego]

Ahh

To put a knot at the end of your rope, try Jeremiah Weed! It give you a slow, tight pull with fuzzy twist at the end. Something about vodka, whiskey blend. I would be glad to pour, stir, and tie.

 

[dirtywilf]

My vote would be for 50 shades as well. Hard decision, but I love the thong.

As far as the tops go, I liked the cut of the pink top better. Perhaps we can mix and match?

Not only do I love a vdub, but I also love this idea

Miss my GTI ;(

 

[dirtywilf]

A Mad Max themed porno. Got it.

It just so happens my mouth is good at containing floods of a certain variety.

With the cast from the most recent Mad Max? Yes please

To put a knot at the end of your rope, try Jeremiah Weed! It give you a slow, tight pull with fuzzy twist at the end. Something about vodka, whiskey blend. I would be glad to pour, stir, and tie.

Ohh nice tip, I'll have to try it.

 

[vwnut]

Not only do I love a vdub, but I also love this idea

Miss my GTI ;(

Wait, you mean to tell me there was a car in that picture?

I miss my GTI as well, but it was much older than yours. 1984 first year for US import of them.

Although if that picture is standard interior decor for the new ones, I won't be able to get them to take my money fast enough!

 

[Cleanupman61]

Gorgeous legs, and thighs...those thighs make me drool. I imagine tracing along them with my tongue, sliding toward the center where all that yummyness is...

 

[dirtywilf]

Wait, you mean to tell me there was a car in that picture?

I miss my GTI as well, but it was much older than yours. 1984 first year for US import of them.

Although if that picture is standard interior decor for the new ones, I won't be able to get them to take my money fast enough!

Yasssss thats awesome!

Mine was an '03 1.8T, threw a chip in her, tons of fun.

In a Civic now (ugh) will most def be going back to VW

 

[vwnut]

My 84 was mostly stock, with the exception of a European spec fuel distributor and headers/exhaust. Lost it when an F550 service truck wanted to occupy the same space I was already in.

Had a 13 Passat until about 2 years ago. Nice car, but lacked character. I have a lot more fun with pre 1985 VWs.

 

[dirtywilf]

My 84 was mostly stock, with the exception of a European spec fuel distributor and headers/exhaust. Lost it when an F550 service truck wanted to occupy the same space I was already in.

Had a 13 Passat until about 2 years ago. Nice car, but lacked character. I have a lot more fun with pre 1985 VWs.

Sadly I cannot drive a stick

I'm ashamed of myself, but I haven't had a need for it.

And I've had like 3 people attempt to teach me and give up, almost ended my marriage before it began ahahaha

 

[vwnut]

Sadly I cannot drive a stick

I'm ashamed of myself, but I haven't had a need for it.

And I've had like 3 people attempt to teach me and give up, almost ended my marriage before it began ahahaha

There are worse faults to have! Although if you were dressed like you were in your GTI they were probably not dedicating their full attention to teaching...

Stick is definitely more fun to drive, but on newer vehicles sadly there isn't much need for it. Between paddle shifters and being able to adjust shift points there isn't any true need.

There is a certain "cool" factor though, and the opportunity to make dirty driving stick jokes... (Which you left wide open and I had to fight back the urge to make them!)

 

[OneHD]

Your answer cannot be 'both' or 'nothing'

You have to choose one.

Which do you like best?

Option #1 Pink Pop
Option #2 Fifty Shades

It has to be Fifty Shades .. Good Looking , it seems to PoP
and Shows up Great .. ..

Thanks for Sharing ...

 

[EndlessNameless]

With the cast from the most recent Mad Max? Yes please

No way, it's going to be starring you and me. Do the cast of Mad Max on your own time.