free beer!

My tits are dead to me.

Can we bury them in the cellar?

If the answer is 'Yes' then you could save me putting anything on the personals thread such "Fred Seeks His Rose'' - GSOH essential (good sense of hiding), knowledge of UK motorway system around the midlands area desirable along with awareness of ANPR cameras in the area, ability to use a concrete breaker / tracked excavator (or wheeled mini digger) would be a bonus. preferably with no living relatives (which obviously can be negotiated). Keen home cook and gardener would also be good attributes. interest in medieval weaponry could be shared.

p.s. you ever considered applying leeches to your nipples ?
 
it was not sausage heavy

but there was cigar smoking and being threatened with twerking
 
Nah, I'm done with Lit meet ups.

Eh? oh you interpreted it as ''would you consider holding an ass to your bosom'' kind of like an off skew cleopatra thing. Ego playing up again?

i was offering alternative medical therapy, it a bit like shoving live snails up your own arse to cure constipation.
 
my titties are back for the food and twerking. they said that sounds nice.
 
I don't know about anyone else but I think we need video proof of all this alleged neci titty wackin' goin' on 'cause I'll be damned if I will put up with fake titty wackin' news! that's not to say she has fake titties, but the news of the wackin' is fake. Oh hell! you know what I mean! :mad:

Comshaw
 
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