Free association thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Van Helsing

(Jackman's hat was the only good thing about that movie)

Van Cleef and Arpels

 

[kimbalee]

Van Cleef and Arpels

Van Wilder

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Van Wilder

Don't be a fool and wrap your tool

 

[kimbalee]

Don't be a fool and wrap your tool

Van Wilder: "If Milty Mingleton can shove himself into that weenie bikini, then you don't need to be shy about making your donations to the swim team."

Van Wilder: "We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity."

 

[snap1415]

Van Cleef and Arpels

Lee Van Cleef and Clint Eastwood

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Van Wilder: "If Milty Mingleton can shove himself into that weenie bikini, then you don't need to be shy about making your donations to the swim team."

Van Wilder: "We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity."

Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

 

[kimbalee]

Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

Write that down. That's important.

hi snap.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Write that down. That's important.

hi snap.

Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

 

[kimbalee]

Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

Jeannie: "Then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever."

lol

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Jeannie: "Then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever."

lol

Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!

 

[kimbalee]

Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!

We are truly up the Ganga river without a bamboo oar.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

We are truly up the Ganga river without a bamboo oar.

A good soldier does not leave his commander just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets, intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. I will stay on at no charge.

 

[kimbalee]

A good soldier does not leave his commander just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets, intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. I will stay on at no charge.

recall the baked goods the "sorority sisters" sent to Richard's frat? LOL!

I was so grossed out I couldn't look at it.

 

[The_Darkness]

recall the baked goods the "sorority sisters" sent to Richard's frat? LOL!

I was so grossed out I couldn't look at it.

Mmmm....sisters....

 

[Austin8]

Mmmm....sisters....

College....girls

 

[Emperor_Nero]

College....girls

: "Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it."

 

[The_Darkness]

: "Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it."

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Leto Degeneres]

: "Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it."

LOL, Nero!

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Before we put him under, did anyone confirm that it's ONLY a circumcision?"

 

[The_Darkness]

LOL, Nero!



"Before we put him under, did anyone confirm that it's ONLY a circumcision?"

Careful, I'm attached to that.

 

[Leto Degeneres]

Careful, I'm attached to that.

It was a symbiotic attachment...

 

[CarolinaHeat]

It was a symbiotic attachment...

two hearts beating as one

 

[The_Darkness]

two hearts beating as one

heart transplant

 

[CarolinaHeat]

heart transplant

heartbroken without her.

 

[The_Darkness]

heartbroken without her.

Sappy 80s action heroes.

 

[Dianthus]

Sappy 80s action heroes.

tango and cash