Free Association Thread 5

[Handley_Page]

The campfire songs I remember were Abdul Abulbul Emir, Copper Kettle (primer in making moonshine), Helen Had A Steamboat, Anne Boleyn (With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm), and John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith. But that was long long ago.

Abdul ?
You mean this one?

 

[JKendallDane]

Abdul ?
You mean this one?

I thought Abdul was that shady guy at the flea market that is always trying to sell you a tattered carpet and brass lamps that need polishing.

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[Handley_Page]

I thought Abdul was that shady guy at the flea market that is always trying to sell you a tattered carpet and brass lamps that need polishing.

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I doubt it. I think that was his Brother, Sid.

 

[SamScribble]

I doubt it. I think that was his Brother, Sid.

No, no, HP. Sid was Vicious.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No, no, HP. Sid was Vicious.

I was always more partial to their sister Cyd. Here she is at my favorite café.

 

[Handley_Page]

I was always more partial to their sister Cyd. Here she is at my favorite café.

No THERE was a real nice-lookin' broad.
Here's another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmWJ1_dZKk

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No THERE was a real nice-lookin' broad.
Here's another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmWJ1_dZKk

Deborah Paget was a pretty good-looking hoofer as well:

Snake Dance from Das indische Grabmal

 

[Handley_Page]

Deborah Paget was a pretty good-looking hoofer as well:

Snake Dance from Das indische Grabmal

Oh Dear Me,
I need a coffee or a glass of restorative after that.
Despite the rather 'coy' outfit she wore, she managed to look bl0oody gorgeous. . . .

 

[JKendallDane]

Oh Dear Me,
I need a coffee or a glass of restorative after that.
Despite the rather 'coy' outfit she wore, she managed to look bl0oody gorgeous. . . .

I think the snake was as impressed as you were, HP.

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[Handley_Page]

I think the snake was as impressed as you were, HP.

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Snake ?
What snake ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Snake ?
What snake ?

This inspires a little syllogism for HP to conclude...

Ms. Paget's dance was intended to mesmerize the snake.
HP clearly was mesmerized by Ms. Paget's dance.
Therefore: ???

 

[Handley_Page]

This inspires a little syllogism for HP to conclude...

Ms. Paget's dance was intended to mesmerize the snake.
HP clearly was mesmerized by Ms. Paget's dance.
Therefore: ???

HP was more like drooling at the sight of Ms Padget's sinuous wiggles.
(I wonder what a costumier would do for a re-shoot of that scene today . . .?)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

HP was more like drooling at the sight of Ms Padget's sinuous wiggles.
(I wonder what a costumier would do for a re-shoot of that scene today . . .?)

I would hope for a de-costumier

 

[JKendallDane]

I would hope for a de-costumier

Sheesh. How much more naked can the snake get?

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[Tio_Narratore]

Sheesh. How much more naked can the snake get?

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They have been known to shed their skin, JK!!

 

[Handley_Page]

They have been known to shed their skin, JK!!

I'll bet the censors had a fit

 

[JKendallDane]

I'll bet the censors had a fit

But we must have a certain amount of censorship, otherwise we'll end up with nudists on television and cats and dogs living together!

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[Handley_Page]

But we must have a certain amount of censorship, otherwise we'll end up with nudists on television and cats and dogs living together!

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You mean - they don't ?

 

[JKendallDane]

You mean - they don't ?

Well, yes. Yes they do. It's all part of that slippery slope and who knows what will be next. Bare boobs on billboards?

Oh wait! That's been normal in Europe for decades! Right?

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[Tio_Narratore]

Well, yes. Yes they do. It's all part of that slippery slope and who knows what will be next. Bare boobs on billboards?

Oh wait! That's been normal in Europe for decades! Right?

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I've been there, and they even allow real boobs bared on the beaches. Talk about slippery slopes: bare boobs are allowed, and just look at the tide of refugees crossing the Mediterranean. Why else do you think the UK voted for "Brexit?" Allow bare boobs in the USA, and a wall won't be enough! Ban the Boob! And don't forget, "Cats will not replace Dogs!"

 

[JKendallDane]

I've been there, and they even allow real boobs bared on the beaches. Talk about slippery slopes: bare boobs are allowed, and just look at the tide of refugees crossing the Mediterranean. Why else do you think the UK voted for "Brexit?" Allow bare boobs in the USA, and a wall won't be enough! Ban the Boob! And don't forget, "Cats will not replace Dogs!"

I blame it all on National Geographic and that Michelangelo guy!

Once the poor innocent youth discovered a plethora of booby pictures in a magazine found in virtually every school and public library, it was all downhill from there until we hit the final skid into statues and paintings of fully naked men being passed off as art.

We may never find our way back out of the abyss.

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[SamScribble]

I blame it all on National Geographic and that Michelangelo guy!

Once the poor innocent youth discovered a plethora of booby pictures in a magazine found in virtually every school and public library, it was all downhill from there until we hit the final skid into statues and paintings of fully naked men being passed off as art.

We may never find our way back out of the abyss.

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'Don't look, Ethel!'

 

[Handley_Page]

'Don't look, Ethel!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

 

[Tio_Narratore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

"Don't look, HP!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7KQYsObEQ

 

[Handley_Page]

"Don't look, HP!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7KQYsObEQ

Did you notice that the censor managed to 'fog out' some bits ?
Subsequent work even managed to fog the great Erica Roe [twickenham]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUny5i4544