Free Association Thread 5

[JKendallDane]

Weirdness. Our remote modular house is being painted after 15-odd years. All windows are masked with translucent plastic covers. The day outside is bright and sunny. Inside is an aquarium. The glow is like an 80s fright film. I can expect *things* to materialize. Odd things. Unsettling things. Almost Republicans. Ay yi yi.

Look for the pods and don't dare go to sleep!

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[Tio_Narratore]

Look for the pods and don't dare go to sleep!

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Keep your Trifid gear handy!

 

[Handley_Page]

And phasers on "Kill".

 

[JKendallDane]

And phasers on "Kill".

I keep waiting for some bright cell phone maker to create one that can double as a stun gun.

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[Tio_Narratore]

I keep waiting for some bright cell phone maker to create one that can double as a stun gun.

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A Smart Phone that smarts?

 

[JKendallDane]

A Smart Phone that smarts?

Yes, but only if you buy and download the "Zap App."

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[Handley_Page]

Yes, but only if you buy and download the "Zap App."

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Is that the one for killing flies ?

 

[Hypoxia]

Is that the one for killing flies ?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an overripe peach.

Meanwhile, I'm hoping for an Android app that calls doom upon a target. Wait, that's the political system, almost satanic. Maybe the app is Dial-a-Demon. But I'll guess the demonic network is pretty jammed. So much deviltry going on now. [/me head swims]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an overripe peach.

Meanwhile, I'm hoping for an Android app that calls doom upon a target. Wait, that's the political system, almost satanic. Maybe the app is Dial-a-Demon. But I'll guess the demonic network is pretty jammed. So much deviltry going on now. [/me head swims]

You need some time flies to feast upon the rotting corpse of the Presidency and consign this one to the dust of history.

 

[JKendallDane]

You need some time flies to feast upon the rotting corpse of the Presidency and consign this one to the dust of history.

Just make sure the casket is buried deep. VERY deep!

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[Handley_Page]

Just make sure the casket is buried deep. VERY deep!

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You mean - AFTER it's been in the Crematorium ?

 

[SamScribble]

You mean - AFTER it's been in the Crematorium ?

'Would you like fries with that?'

 

[Tio_Narratore]

'Would you like fries with that?'

No! Flies! I said "FLIES!!!!"

 

[Handley_Page]

No! Flies! I said "FLIES!!!!"

Like Time's Winged Chariot ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Like Time's Winged Chariot ?

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

 

[Handley_Page]

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

Oh, do they really ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh, do they really ?

Of course not; bananas don't fly at all.

 

[JKendallDane]

Of course not; bananas don't fly at all.

They do in the UK. The Flying Banana

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[Tio_Narratore]

They do in the UK. The Flying Banana

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It'll never get off the ground!

 

[SamScribble]

It'll never get off the ground!

Just as long as it stays on the track

 

[Handley_Page]

Meanwhile, I'm hoping for an Android app that calls doom upon a target. Wait, that's the political system, almost satanic.
Maybe the app is Dial-a-Demon. But I'll guess the demonic network is pretty jammed. So much deviltry going on now. [/me head swims]

Have you seen "Call Cthulu" ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Have you seen "Call Cthulu" ?

Wathn't he the helmthman in the original Thtar Trek?

 

[Handley_Page]

Wathn't he the helmthman in the original Thtar Trek?

<long giggle>

 

[JKendallDane]

Wathn't he the helmthman in the original Thtar Trek?

<long giggle>

Every time Kirk was alone with Sulu, he was worried he would try to boldly go where no man had been before.

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[Tio_Narratore]

Every time Kirk was alone with Sulu, he was worried he would try to boldly go where no man had been before.

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What, Me Worry?