JKendallDane
Plot Bunny Herder
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That was NOT the Beatles singing.
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Maybe not, but that is one happy little elephant.
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If the elephant in the room is happy, is it okay to talk about him?

If the elephant in the room is happy, is it okay to talk about him?
Just remember ... if you do, he's not going to forget.![]()
Of course, the name could be a problem.
I mean, calling an elephant 'DORIS' might get tricky in some quarters.
If we're going to go big, let's go BIG!
https://www.historyandheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sprucegoosehh.png
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Or his other big design, the Underwire push-up bra for Jane Russel in The Outlaws.
As a very young writer I scored an assignment writing the words for a corporate guide to a well-known bra-maker. As part of my briefing, one of the house models demonstrated the different types of bra (and various other items of feminine apparel) for me. Afterwards, I looked for a darkened room in which to lie down and regain my composure.![]()
Thus proving that sometimes the research can be as much fun as the writing.
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I think that's true of many things.
Except for the maiden voyage of a certain White Star flagship...
But I bought a round trip ticket.
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That comes with side buckets of mashed potatoes and baked beans, right?
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Only if you get it at Colonel Coleridge's Cambridge Fried Albatross. I find it's best at the flagship location in Xanadu.