Free Association Thread 5

[JKendallDane]

I guess that the 'Playboy of the Year' ladies were not included in that 100,000 persons ?

Now, now, there. Trump swears anytime he was alone with a Playboy Bunny it was just so she could read the articles to him.

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[Handley_Page]

Now, now, there. Trump swears any time he was alone with a Playboy Bunny it was just so she could read the articles to him.

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Would that I had a similar 'problem'.

 

[SamScribble]

Would that I had a similar 'problem'.

I met a former Playboy Bunny - many years ago. I don't recall her name, but I remember that she was frighteningly bright.

 

[Handley_Page]

I met a former Playboy Bunny - many years ago. I don't recall her name, but I remember that she was frighteningly bright.

Back in the day, when I read such things, I seem to recall that there were a good few Bunnies who were really not stupid; I remember one saying that her earnings would pay for her continued education.

 

[JKendallDane]

Back in the day, when I read such things, I seem to recall that there were a good few Bunnies who were really not stupid; I remember one saying that her earnings would pay for her continued education.

Every college boy's dream: having a Playboy Bunny as a tutor.

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[Handley_Page]

Every college boy's dream: having a Playboy Bunny as a tutor.

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'Fraid my Teachers woiuld not have recognised or acknowledged Playboy (that sort of thing 'didn't happen over here')

 

[Tio_Narratore]

'Fraid my Teachers woiuld not have recognised or acknowledged Playboy (that sort of thing 'didn't happen over here')

One day many, many years ago, a colleague showed me a Playboy Centerfold Playmate whom he found exceptionally fetching. I laughed, commenting "so, that's what Rose is up to now." He was a bit disconcerted and jealous to find that I had dated her in high school.

And twins at my college made the Playboy Coed feature one year. The President hosted a vin d'honneur to celebrate their success.

 

[JKendallDane]

One day many, many years ago, a colleague showed me a Playboy Centerfold Playmate whom he found exceptionally fetching. I laughed, commenting "so, that's what Rose is up to now." He was a bit disconcerted and jealous to find that I had dated her in high school.

I guess the big question would be: Did you make it on her list of "hobbies" ?

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[Tio_Narratore]

I guess the big question would be: Did you make it on her list of "hobbies" ?

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Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. At least don't tell too much (name has been changed to protect the not-so-innocent). Not on the official list, but we did share a few pass-times in those days. It would be ungentlemanly of me to discuss them here in public

 

[Handley_Page]

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. At least don't tell too much (name has been changed to protect the not-so-innocent). Not on the official list, but we did share a few pass-times in those days. It would be ungentlemanly of me to discuss them here in public

How very true.

 

[JKendallDane]

How very true.

But of course.

If you were going to be ungentlemanly, you would have sent a letter to Penthouse.

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[Handley_Page]

But of course.

If you were going to be ungentlemanly, you would have sent a letter to Penthouse.

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Now THERE was a magazine with interesting letters.

Come to think of it, so was 'Mayfair'.

 

[JKendallDane]

Now THERE was a magazine with interesting letters.

Come to think of it, so was 'Mayfair'.

I remember when Penthouse began publishing a separate magazine called "Penthouse Forum" that was pretty much just letters and short stories. I've often wondered if it's long term success was one of the motivations for Laurel and Manu to start Lit.

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[Handley_Page]

I remember when Penthouse began publishing a separate magazine called "Penthouse Forum" that was pretty much just letters and short stories. I've often wondered if it's long term success was one of the motivations for Laurel and Manu to start Lit.

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'Forum 'is still seen at some newsagents, rather to my surprise.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

'Forum 'is still seen at some newsagents, rather to my surprise.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either.

 

[SamScribble]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either.

Well, not in your local newsagents!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, not in your local newsagents!

That's their strength, you know. Being unexpected.

 

[Handley_Page]

That's their strength, you know. Being unexpected.

Torquemada's successors still practice, or so I'm told; but not too much in Spain.
I think it has been renamed a time or two.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Torquemada's successors still practice, or so I'm told; but not too much in Spain.
I think it has been renamed a time or two.

Nomine Rosae

 

[Handley_Page]

Nomine Rosae

The "Nominal Rose" ?

 

[JKendallDane]

The "Nominal Rose" ?

Isn't that what a husband buys for the wife when he's not really in any trouble where he needs a whole dozen, but just wants to score an "attaboy" point or two?

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[Handley_Page]

Isn't that what a husband buys for the wife when he's not really in any trouble where he needs a whole dozen, but just wants to score an "attaboy" point or two?

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Or to put a smile on her face ?

 

[Hypoxia]

Or to put a smile on her face ?

Cartoon: Wife open her front door to an entry hall filled with floral bouquets. Caption: Oh shit, he's bought another fucking sports car!

 

[JKendallDane]

Cartoon: Wife open her front door to an entry hall filled with floral bouquets. Caption: Oh shit, he's bought another fucking sports car!

You want to really freak out a spouse? Bring home a hearse without any warning and just park it in the driveway.

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[Handley_Page]

You want to really freak out a spouse? Bring home a hearse without any warning and just park it in the driveway.

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Or maybe get caught moving a coffin into the Garage