Well, it's often said that the Devil has all the best songs. Perhaps the best supper too?
As I understand it, to be properly pious, one needs to eat hard tack and drink water at room temperature. A single stalk of dry grass for dessert can be had on occasion--if one wishes to flirt with eternal damnation.
No doubt! Really exquisite food inspires gluttony and a host of other delicious sins.
Hmm. Sounds suspiciously like a Weight Watchers meal plan to me.
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How many points for hard tack?
Make sure that you take some Quantum Mechanics along with you - just in case repairs are required
Make sure that you take some Quantum Mechanics along with you - just in case repairs are required
You do realize we may need to explain the last few flashbacks to petrol stations of the past to the people who are under 35, don't you?
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You do realize we may need to explain the last few flashbacks to petrol stations of the past to the people who are under 35, don't you?
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Give it another five years, and petrol itself may be a novelty.
I thought that was the other Jack...the one Jill pushed down the hill after they ran up it.
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Or Little Boy Blue (come blow your horn)
When it comes to horn blowing, this video is... surreal. And it has heading toward a million views. And it features a crazy Russian hacker who is concerned about safety first.
I Love the Internet Sometimes
That's not what I'm thinking when someone says "a horn."
