Free Association Thread 5

[LiamHDunn]

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off to Work We Go

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She shacked up with seven guys and you expect me to believe she was still "snow white"?

 

[Handley_Page]

She shacked up with seven guys and you expect me to believe she was still "snow white"?

Well, your Worship, in the absence of any information to the contrary. . . .

 

[SamScribble]

Well, your Worship, in the absence of any information to the contrary. . . .

Innocent until proven otherwise

 

[JKendallDane]

Well, your Worship, in the absence of any information to the contrary. . . .

Everybody knows Snow White has a thing going with Pinocchio. She likes to sit on his face and scream, "Lie to me, baby. Lie! Lie! Lie!"

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[Handley_Page]

Everybody knows Snow White has a thing going with Pinocchio. She likes to sit on his face and scream, "Lie to me, baby. Lie! Lie! Lie!"

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You've been viewing "Disney after dark" again, haven't you ?

 

[latecomer91364]

You've been viewing "Disney after dark" again, haven't you ?

Wow, is that like 'Playboy After Dark'? I can just imagine an urbane cocktail party where you just know people are sneaking off into other rooms to have sex. Like Mickey said, "Minnie's fucking Goofy."

 

[Handley_Page]

Wow, is that like 'Playboy After Dark'? I can just imagine an urbane cocktail party where you just know people are sneaking off into other rooms to have sex. Like Mickey said, "Minnie's fucking Goofy."

I'm unfamiliar with Playboy AD (YouTube was full of talking heads and long blonde hair).
Disney apparently went crackers trying to ban it and banish it into obscurity. Imagine all the Disney characters all going about their lives screwing anything that moves. Tinker-belle was particularly well-attended, as I recall. (I'd do more but cannot find it on my hard drive at present). It's one of those drawings that has a great deal in it.

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm unfamiliar with Playboy AD (YouTube was full of talking heads and long blonde hair).
Disney apparently went crackers trying to ban it and banish it into obscurity. Imagine all the Disney characters all going about their lives screwing anything that moves. Tinker-belle was particularly well-attended, as I recall. (I'd do more but cannot find it on my hard drive at present). It's one of those drawings that has a great deal in it.

Lol... I've run across some of those myself. I just hope parents have appropriate security on their kids' computers. You don't want the little ones seeing 'Moana' moaning...

 

[JKendallDane]

Lol... I've run across some of those myself. I just hope parents have appropriate security on their kids' computers. You don't want the little ones seeing 'Moana' moaning...

Disney After Dark...

http://68.media.tumblr.com/7a957af4afae3516b18159404b20a609/tumblr_mkyzdqSXFu1qcmjxfo1_1280.jpg

Disney's attorneys were notorious for filing trademark and copyright lawsuits over most anything. They even sued a daycare center once simply for having the characters painted on their interior walls.

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[latecomer91364]

Disney After Dark...

Disney's attorneys were notorious for filing trademark and copyright lawsuits over most anything. They even sued a daycare center once simply for having the characters painted on their interior walls.

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https://up4.xhcdn.com/000/084/714/828_1000.gif

 

[Handley_Page]

Disney's attorneys were notorious for filing trademark and copyright lawsuits over most anything. They even sued a daycare center once simply for having the characters painted on their interior walls.

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Kinda reminds me of Apple. . . .

 

[JKendallDane]

Kinda reminds me of Apple. . . .

Have to keep those attorneys busy so they aren't out on the streets chasing ambulances.

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[Handley_Page]

Have to keep those attorneys busy so they aren't out on the streets chasing ambulances.

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or politicians

 

[latecomer91364]

or politicians

Chasing politicians isn't an attorneys job. For that we need a Bounty Hunter (not sure what they call that in the UK).

 

[SamScribble]

Chasing politicians isn't an attorneys job. For that we need a Bounty Hunter (not sure what they call that in the UK).

TV reporters

 

[latecomer91364]

TV reporters

The trouble is, reporters only go after the politicians they want to. Bounty Hunters go after everybody. Most reporters should be hunted down, along with the attorneys and politicians, and put on an island to see who survives. Not sure what to do with the survivors, though. Winning would pretty much make them the biggest pricks around.

 

[LiamHDunn]

The trouble is, reporters only go after the politicians they want to. Bounty Hunters go after everybody. Most reporters should be hunted down, along with the attorneys and politicians, and put on an island to see who survives. Not sure what to do with the survivors, though. Winning would pretty much make them the biggest pricks around.

Who was it that said, "First,kill all the lawyers."?

 

[Handley_Page]

Who was it that said, "First,kill all the lawyers."?

I think it was Mark Twain.

 

[JKendallDane]

Who was it that said, "First,kill all the lawyers."?

That gem came from the pen of good ol' Will Shakespeare, although, I'd guess Tricky Dick Nixon probably muttered it a few times also.

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[SamScribble]

I think it was Mark Twain.

Question: If everything attributed to Mark Twain was said by Mark Twain, when did he sleep?

 

[Handley_Page]

Question: If everything attributed to Mark Twain was said by Mark Twain, when did he sleep?

He left that to Samuel Clements, I guess.

 

[latecomer91364]

He left that to Samuel Clements, I guess.

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" is from Shakespeare's Henry VI

 

[JKendallDane]

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" is from Shakespeare's Henry VI

I'm Henry VIII, I am, I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GisCRxREDkY

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[Handley_Page]

I'm Henry VIII, I am, I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GisCRxREDkY

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That was the one my Mum used to call 'the divine peter', I think

 

[JKendallDane]

That was the one my Mum used to call 'the divine peter', I think

Is that something like calling Harry Houdini "the Magic Dick" ?

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