Free association thread 2

[SamScribble]

I do not need the whips to write a bad cheque.
I can it at - any time

Cheque reminds me of check reminds me of plaid ...

‘Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.’ -- Albert Einstein

 

[JKendallDane]

Cheque reminds me of check reminds me of plaid ...

‘Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.’ -- Albert Einstein

And if we didn't mix stripes and plaid, we couldn't play golf or dance the polka.

 

[SamScribble]

And if we didn't mix stripes and plaid, we couldn't play golf or dance the polka.

Playing golf in a kilt, perhaps?

 

[JKendallDane]

Playing golf in a kilt, perhaps?

That would probably require underwear though.

 

[Handley_Page]

That would probably require underwear though.

in public, anyway

 

[BurningMonkey]

That would probably require underwear though.

Nay! Nivver! 'Tis sacrilege!! Ah'm fair scunnered if ah wull!

 

[Handley_Page]

Nay! Nivver! 'Tis sacrilege!! Ah'm fair scunnered if ah wull!

Get it wrong in public and you'll likely be scunnered by the Polis.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Get it wrong in public and you'll likely be scunnered by the Polis.

Damned Peelers, anyway. *scowl* Cannae let wee Gordy wave free...

 

[JKendallDane]

Damned Peelers, anyway. *scowl* Cannae let wee Gordy wave free...

What are ya gonna do when Gordy gets done wavin' and decides to stand up and salute?

 

[BurningMonkey]

What are ya gonna do when Gordy gets done wavin' and decides to stand up and salute?

Tha's what the sporran is for, missy!
Ya didnae think 'twas only for carryin' things aboot, didja?

 

[JKendallDane]

Tha's what the sporran is for, missy!
Ya didnae think 'twas only for carryin' things aboot, didja?

Oh, I see now.

Use it just like the old gym bag back in high school locker rooms, when an inopportune boner would appear from out of nowhere.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, I see now.

Use it just like the old gym bag back in high school locker rooms, when an inopportune boner would appear from out of nowhere.

You have it, now.
The only trick of course is making sure you have one big enough for Wee Gordy, who may not be quite so "wee" when he's standing up...

 

[Handley_Page]

You have it, now.
The only trick of course is making sure you have one big enough for Wee Gordy, who may not be quite so "wee" when he's standing up...

Best to lie down then

 

[JKendallDane]

Best to lie down then

But wouldn't that be taking a chance that Wee Gordy is now taller than expected and might end up peeking out the waistband of the kilt?

 

[Handley_Page]

But wouldn't that be taking a chance that Wee Gordy is now taller than expected and might end up peeking out the waistband of the kilt?

It's generally below the line of sight

 

[JKendallDane]

It's generally below the line of sight

Maybe he brought along a ladder.

 

[SamScribble]

Maybe he brought along a ladder.

A whole new meaning to Snakes & Ladders

 

[JKendallDane]

A whole new meaning to Snakes & Ladders

Sounds like the grown up version of 'Chutes & Ladders.' You win the game when everyone is naked and move on to playing doctor.

 

[Handley_Page]

"Nurse, pass me the speculum, please"

 

[SamScribble]

"Nurse, pass me the speculum, please"

'Nurse, the screens!' - P Sellers, circa 1956

 

[BurningMonkey]

'Nurse, the screens!' - P Sellers, circa 1956

Dreyfus: "You said 'minky'.
Clouseau: "Yes, that is what I said, a chimpanzee minky."

 

[JWren]

Dreyfus: "You said 'minky'.
Clouseau: "Yes, that is what I said, a chimpanzee minky."

Goodness Gracious Me. . .

 

[BurningMonkey]

Goodness Gracious Me. . .

Graciousness is both inborn and taught.

 

[SamScribble]

Graciousness is both inborn and taught.

nature and nurture

 

[MichaelinChina]

nature and nurture

Is this Sociology 1?