Free association thread 2

[BurningMonkey]

Yes, HERE:-

Sounds...painful.

 

[SamScribble]

Sounds...painful.

fingernails on a chalkboard

 

[BurningMonkey]

fingernails on a chalkboard

A two-year old at 5:00 AM who leaps on the bed and lands directly on your strategic bits...

 

[Handley_Page]

A two-year old at 5:00 AM who leaps on the bed and lands directly on your strategic bits...

How very true.

 

[JKendallDane]

How very true.

You can't handle the truth!

 

[SamScribble]

You can't handle the truth!

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

 

[BurningMonkey]

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

A lie can run halfway around the world before the truth finishes putting on its shoes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A lie can run halfway around the world before the truth finishes putting on its shoes.

Aphorisms, Damned Aphorisms, and Old Saws!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Aphorisms, Damned Aphorisms, and Old Saws!

Two-man crosscut.

 

[SamScribble]

Two-man crosscut.

Pit-sawn timber

 

[Sammael Bard]

Pit-sawn timber

A nice, warm Fireplace.

 

[BurningMonkey]

A nice, warm Fireplace.

A campfire on a soft, clear, Autumn night.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A campfire on a soft, clear, Autumn night.

An irate Smokey the Bear

 

[JKendallDane]

An irate Smokey the Bear

Yogi stealing pic-A-nic baskets in Jellystone Park

 

[Handley_Page]

Yogi stealing pic-A-nic baskets in Jellystone Park

Daws Butler
(the voice of Yogi)

 

[oggbashan]

Daws Butler
(the voice of Yogi)

The Admirable Crichton (the Butler does it better)

 

[BurningMonkey]

The Admirable Crichton (the Butler does it better)

Jeeves

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Jeeves

Jeezus

 

[BurningMonkey]

Jeezus

Jee-AY-ee-zus! (Make sure you pronounce all four syllables ...)
Can I get an Amen?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Jee-AY-ee-zus! (Make sure you pronounce all four syllables ...)
Can I get an Amen?

No. "Men" is plural. You either want a man or some men...Oh, sorry; I misunderstood.

Amen and Alleluia Brother!

 

[SweetMaj]

No. "Men" is plural. You either want a man or some men...Oh, sorry; I misunderstood.

Amen and Alleluia Brother!

Brothers In Arms

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Brothers In Arms

Arm in arm.

 

[SweetMaj]

Arm in arm.

Follow me home.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Follow me home.

Come-hither looks.

 

[SweetMaj]

Come-hither looks.

I'm afraid I don't understand...