Free association thread 2

[49greg]

Google

Gargle.

 

[JKendallDane]

Google

Barney Google

(never mind...too slow)

 

[BurningMonkey]

Barney Google

Barney Miller

 

[JKendallDane]

Barney Miller

Miller Lite

 

[SamScribble]

Miller Lite

Steve Miller Band

Where did that come from?

 

[JKendallDane]

Steve Miller Band

Where did that come from?

Midnight toker

 

[Handley_Page]

Midnight toker

the Midnight Special

 

[SamScribble]

the Midnight Special

Special Brew

 

[Handley_Page]

Special Brew

[Ah, the taste of a post-duty glass]

Tuborg

 

[oggbashan]

[Ah, the taste of a post-duty glass]

Tuborg

Tubby The Tuba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udpVpF0uxMs

 

[Handley_Page]

Tubby The Tuba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udpVpF0uxMs

Gosh, I ain't heard that since I was a youngster !

 

[oggbashan]

Gosh, I ain't heard that since I was a youngster !

It was one of my first records - a 78 rpm of course - but it lasted less than a week because my brother accidentally sat on it!

 

[BurningMonkey]

It was one of my first records - a 78 rpm of course - but it lasted less than a week because my brother accidentally sat on it!

I sat on my brother once, by accident...okay, it wasn't by accident, but that's what I said...

 

[Handley_Page]

It was one of my first records - a 78 rpm of course - but it lasted less than a week because my brother accidentally sat on it!

I know that feeling.

 

[SamScribble]

I know that feeling.

Breaking records? Hmm ... Commonwealth Games, perhaps?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Breaking records? Hmm ... Commonwealth Games, perhaps?

Tractor pulls

 

[JKendallDane]

Tractor pulls

Shirtless farm boys taking in hay

 

[BurningMonkey]

Shirtless farm boys taking in hay

Shirtless farm girl rolls in the hay

 

[SamScribble]

Shirtless farm girl rolls in the hay

Roll me over
In the clover
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again

 

[BurningMonkey]

Roll me over
In the clover
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again

So I gave her inches one,
she said, "Baby this is fun,
Put your belly next to mine
and shove it on, shove it on..."

 

[SamScribble]

So I gave her inches one,
she said, "Baby this is fun,
Put your belly next to mine
and shove it on, shove it on..."

A plumber who came from Dundee
Took a young lass by the sea
Said the lady (quite stunning)
'I think someone's coming.'
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'It's me!'

 

[BurningMonkey]

A plumber who came from Dundee
Took a young lass by the sea
Said the lady (quite stunning)
'I think someone's coming.'
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'It's me!'

There was a young man named MacGruder
Who found him a nude, and he wooed 'er.
The nude thought it rude to be wooed in the nude,
But MacGruder was shrewder and screwed 'er.

 

[Handley_Page]

These should be in the Humour thread, IMO

 

[BurningMonkey]

These should be in the Humour thread, IMO

IS there a Humour thread?

 

[Handley_Page]

IS there a Humour thread?

Yes, HERE:-