freakazoids

[Saint Peter]

What is a freakazoid? What would cause someone to call someone else a freakazoid. Insult or compliment? Fashion statement or pointing fingers? Give it up for me people.

 

[Nora]

what is a freakazoid? Why you are!

Complement, btw. I like freaks.

 

[RastaPope]

What is a freakazoid? What would cause someone to call someone else a freakazoid. Insult or compliment? Fashion statement or pointing fingers? Give it up for me people.

Super-teen extraordinaire
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better's on TV
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Freakalair
Freakazoid! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Freakmobile
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Freaka me! Freaka you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

I am looking for a Texan Librarian female freakazoid with big glasses. Msg me.

 

[Nora]

Does having a library card qualify me?

 

[red_rose]

Rasta beat me to it...

I loved that show. I'm such a dork.
http://home.jps.net/~lsnyder/Freakalight.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Does having a library card qualify me?

Yes. Send picture or big glasses. Or burned hedges.

 

[Sillyman]

And now conversational Norwegian with Sillyman

Happy happy little Nahrwhale!

 

[Nora]

Yes. Send picture or big glasses. Or burned hedges.

but..but..if I send my glasses, then I won't be able to see!!!

you'll have to settle for burned benson & hedges.

 

[Saint Peter]

but..but..if I send my glasses, then I won't be able to see!!!

you'll have to settle for burned benson & hedges.

Get those glasses checked!!! I said a PICTURE of those hot oversized red framed spectacles. Whew. I need a cold shower.

 

[Nora]

Oh man, the scariest part is that i used to have red framed, oversized glasses. My brother (the bastard!) used to call me "Sally Jessie Raphael" when I wore them. Grrr.

I'll have to find a pic and scan it now lol

 

[Saint Peter]

You are always there for me baby.

 

[Nora]

*sings*

That's what friends are for!

of course, you're gonna have to wait for the weekend for me to hunt up a pic and scan the damned thing. And even then, you're ONLY getting the glasses! LOL

 

[Saint Peter]

That sucks. I thought I was getting a full picture of you wearing ONLY big red framed glasses. Why are you never here for me when I need you?

 

[Nora]

lmao! That's what I like about you, StPete! You're so consistant!

 

[Saint Peter]

Always nice posting with you Nora. Have to be up early so I outta here.


TRY and be a good girl


(with big sally J specs)

 

[Nora]

heheh! thanks, hon. Sweet dreams =)

 

[Private Vasquez]

You wanna go watch a bear ride a motorcycle?

 

[red_rose]

You wanna go watch a bear ride a motorcycle?

LMAO!

 

[Nora]

You wanna go watch a bear ride a motorcycle?

Depends, is the fat guy gonna bite the head offa that chicken again?

 

[Private Vasquez]

No, no...it's not that kinda show.

The bear will ride the motorcycle around in a circle, wearing a pink tutu. It's highly entertaining.

 

[red_rose]

No, no...it's not that kinda show.

The bear will ride the motorcycle around in a circle, wearing a pink tutu. It's highly entertaining.

And they watch him in lieu of fighting crime.


"You wanna go get an ice cream cone?"

 

[Private Vasquez]

That too.

Gellato for me, thanks.

 

[Nora]

I'm getting the impression that I'm really really glad that I have no freakin' clue what you two are talkin' about.

 

[riff]

I am a total freek. Ask my students. They will tell you.