Fox in Stockings

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what do you know
about JUDO?
JUDO, I've heard makes dessert when she's mellow
and I've heard this dessert is called JUDO jello
but a man from pluto, an odd yellow fellow
stole it to make his own pluto JUDO jello
but the pluto JUDO jello said goodbye instead of hello
so it wasn't quite right, that pseudo JUDO pluto jello
but news of the pseudo JUDO pluto jello
sure made JUDO quite un-mellow
he had been a jello Judas, he wanted to de-food us
he was a yellow pluto pseudo JUDO jello Brutus
so JUDO went to pluto in a jato powered Jetta
to teach that yellow fellow that he ought to have known betta'
in her JUDO jato jetta she stole the pseudo pluto jello
and we all laughed like bellows at those pluto yellow fellows
on the way back from her JUDO pluto junket for jello,
JUDO stopped in Juneau for a fast alaska hello
JUDO sat with Eskimos and ate jello in the alaska snow
the very jello she made in her JUDO jato Jetta on the long trip back from Pluto
she discovered a new flavor, the recipe was framed
JUDO pluto jato Jetta junket Juneau snow jello it was named
(do not make with yellow snow)
her jello was world famous, now as far away as Chile
you can eat JUDO pluto jato jetta junket Juneau snow jello for two Escudo on a philly
and while eating JUDO jello on a philly down in Chile
you can listen mellow cello music played by hill billy
but on a far off planet I think there wished a man
that the two Escudo psuedo pluto yellow fellow JUDO Juneau snow jello Chile philly mellow cello hill billy had been his silly plan

what do YOU know about JUDO?





(anyone with similar made up facts or general suessiness, please help me continue the good doctors unfinished made-for-Lit story book, "Fox in Stockings", by posting them here)

 

[WickedEve]

Hey, Judo! Have you seen this?

I like Suess. I read him to me kids when they're in their beds. Yes, I like Suess.

Okay, I'll try this one as soon as I pick a name.

 

[WickedEve]

And 60 sexonds later I return with this:

I like cock.
I like cock in a box.
Purple cock, blue cock,
cocks in boxes
red as foxes.
Yes, I like cock.

 

[JUDO]

Golly-arsky!

Glad to inspire, but it's much more Suessian than Judo-an. I think my illustrations would be a bit more adult than what's usually associated with such phraseology.

Fun little ditty, however...

Maybe something with Antoinette.

Hmmm...


- Judo

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By the way...

About JUDO, I know a lot.
I know a lot that's quite hot.
It's a slot, not a dot, that she's got.
Hot slots get a lot, or so I thought,
And that's quite hot,
But, you know, to show or blow can make you glow while heads hang low,
Or feel icky as you licky on a sticky, slicky chicky...
Like that JUDO who did Heathrow with that hot slot she's got, or so I thought.
About JUDO, I know a lot.

 

[JUDO]

Has Angeline Been Obscene?

Has Angeline been obscene?
A bean has been, but I'm not keen to glean
The scene where a jean got pulled tight inbetween.

Was it green, this obscene bean…
Down where the jean was tight and lean?
Or was there a teen named Eileen so keen to be seen
In a tender preen like a Queen of a porno 'zine?

Perhaps the dean could get so mean,
But surely not serene Angeline
With her bean pulled tight between.
Has Angeline been obscene?

 

[JUDO]

One-of-a-kind Lauren Hynde

She's one-of-a-kind that Lauren Hynde.
I'd be fined if my mind were so pined
To find in its rind those thoughts that bind
About Lauren's mink-lined pink behind.

What can bind, but be declined?
Such thoughts are too kind,
But her curves have me mined
In a grind over fine designed behind,

Or maybe it's just the way I'm inclined.
She's a one-of-a-kind, that Lauren Hynde.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ah, you're not too bad yourself.

 

[Angeline]

Just you wait

JUDO Jensen.

I'll get you my pretty.

And your little dog Toto, too.

 

[JUDO]

Re: Just you wait

JUDO Jensen.

I'll get you my pretty.

And your little dog Toto, too.

:getting bucket of water ready:

 

[JUDO]

Just Feed Her, Smithpeter!

Just feed her, Smithpeter!
Where does the bleeder teeter
Who yearns to meet young breeder
Whose breast remind you to feed her
While you read her near the heater.

Why, Smithpeter, needs to greet her
While he feeds her near the heater,
But what to feed her near the heater, Smithpeter?

As she teeters on the heater
Since she's dropped her grand ol' deeder,
Her dress creeps up neater like a greeter cheerleader.
And our bleeder, Smithpeter, yearns to steed her on that heater.

His grin hides the beater which would seed her
As she crossed the Zieder Zeeder
To find a leader which would deed her
To the fabulous Smithpeter.

As hungry as this breeder is for our leader, I say…
"Just feed her, Smithpeter!"

 

[Angeline]

Wipeout

When a surf chick's on a thread
where the thilly shillies battle
with their poetry and pronouns
in a prithee prissy puddle on a
sonnet-writing Sunday searching
sentences and quatrains for
superb stratification

THIS

is what I call
a JUDO Jensen thilly shilly
prithee prissy poet-pounding
sonnet-soaring tercept-trashing
quatrain-quarreling quandry
that is muddled duddled
fucked befuddled wuddled
for this chick in socks, babe.

 

[JUDO]

Our Little Eve So Wicked

Our little Eve, so wicked,
With cleave to bear, I'd lick it,
She weaves her beav' to try'n achieve
A shocking slam like a whicket.

She heaves her mouse to click it,
This wonderous woman so wicked.
She has a peave
That a boy named Steve
Climbs up her eaves just to prick it.

But Eve surprises the picket
As she bends o'er the seave to lick it.
As the boy falls down
She waves bye to the crown,
And is sorry as it hits to nick it.

But the fever does get to Eve
As she clambers down the eave
To make him feel fine
She crosses the line
And achieves a peace to flick it.
Our little Eve -- so wicked.