Four pages of junk

[crookedletter]

I found this amusing. So I thought I'd share. Warning: this is extremely high brow and sophisticated.

I was synonym hunting for a term for male genitals with a not entirely sexual connotation. And something besides "genitals" or "junk" or something equally awkward. The search didn't yield much -- went with the classic balls, for now -- but I found this link on stanford.edu that gave me a few minutes of very mature amusement. I like to imagine it was included as required reading for some graduate level seminar.

Four Pages of Junk (title my own)

I think my current favorite is "Nebraska State Capitol." (I googled that too -- it's apt.)

 

[Voboy]

I found this amusing. So I thought I'd share. Warning: this is extremely high brow and sophisticated.

I was synonym hunting for a term for male genitals with a not entirely sexual connotation. And something besides "genitals" or "junk" or something equally awkward. The search didn't yield much -- went with the classic balls, for now -- but I found this link on stanford.edu that gave me a few minutes of very mature amusement. I like to imagine it was included as required reading for some graduate level seminar.

Four Pages of Junk (title my own)

I think my current favorite is "Nebraska State Capitol." (I googled that too -- it's apt.)

I like "katana."

 

[NotWise]

I found this amusing. So I thought I'd share. Warning: this is extremely high brow and sophisticated.

I was synonym hunting for a term for male genitals with a not entirely sexual connotation. And something besides "genitals" or "junk" or something equally awkward. The search didn't yield much -- went with the classic balls, for now -- but I found this link on stanford.edu that gave me a few minutes of very mature amusement. I like to imagine it was included as required reading for some graduate level seminar.

Four Pages of Junk (title my own)

I think my current favorite is "Nebraska State Capitol." (I googled that too -- it's apt.)

The Nebraska State Capitol is AKA "The Penis of the Prairie" by locals.

 

[Voboy]

The Nebraska State Capitol is AKA "The Penis of the Prairie" by locals.

Lol.

 

[Bamagan]

Lol.

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They should move the fountain to the dome.

 

[AG31]

I found this amusing. So I thought I'd share. Warning: this is extremely high brow and sophisticated.

I was synonym hunting for a term for male genitals with a not entirely sexual connotation. And something besides "genitals" or "junk" or something equally awkward. The search didn't yield much -- went with the classic balls, for now -- but I found this link on stanford.edu that gave me a few minutes of very mature amusement. I like to imagine it was included as required reading for some graduate level seminar.

Four Pages of Junk (title my own)

I think my current favorite is "Nebraska State Capitol." (I googled that too -- it's apt.)

THANK YOU! My favorites were Reece's Pieces and Snickers Bar. The latter got me thinking about the days before they doubled the length and quadrupled the price.

 

[NotWise]

They should move the fountain to the dome.

It's floodlit at night. The area around Lincoln is mostly flat and treeless, so the erection is visible for many miles.

 

[crookedletter]

the erection is visible for many miles.

Has potential as a writing prompt.

 

[MrPixel]

The Nebraska State Capitol is AKA "The Penis of the Prairie" by locals.

Funny. In the several times I was in Lincoln with my job, I never noticed it. Mostly noticed the nonsense around the Haymarket as the UofN was driving the artisans out for their sports empire expansion.

 

[iwatchus]

The area around Lincoln is mostly flat and treeless

That must be quite a man groomer they use there.

 

[TheLobster]

Lol.

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If it’s taller than it’s wide, it’s a dick!
If it’s taller than it’s wide, it’s a dick!
If it’s shorter than it’s wide
then you turn it on its side,
now it’s taller than it’s wide, it’s a dick!

 

[NotWise]

Funny. In the several times I was in Lincoln with my job, I never noticed it. Mostly noticed the nonsense around the Haymarket as the UofN was driving the artisans out for their sports empire expansion.

Trees and buildings in town let you overlook it, but even in town there are "viewing" corridors preserved by city and county zoning regulations. It's hard not to see it from outside of town.



I remember seeing it at night (as a child) from a rise near one of my (step) grandfather's farms 30 miles or so north of Lincoln.

 

[TheLobster]

It's floodlit at night. The area around Lincoln is mostly flat and treeless, so the erection is visible for many miles.

Reminds me of the area around a different Lincoln and the erection contained therein — in other words, SCP-8==D-J.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

London's 'Erotic Gherkin' would like a word. Since being built, the developers have given in and accepted that it's going to be known as the Gherkin forever, which tbf is a lot better than some of the nicknames that might have settled upon it.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm not American, but even I know enough of US culture to make a "Lincoln Log" joke.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Of course while I'm lowering the tone here, we have to include an image of the shadows you get on the sidewalk of Westminster Bridge every afternoon - that's the bridge right next to Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament. Do we think the Victorian bridge designer was making a political point?

 

[StillStunned]

London's 'Erotic Gherkin' would like a word. Since being built, the developers have given in and accepted that it's going to be known as the Gherkin forever, which tbf is a lot better than some of the nicknames that might have settled upon it.

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If Monty Python ever did a "Ghostbusters" remake...

 

[TheLobster]

Do we think the Victorian bridge designer was making a political point?

He definitely did mind the gaps.

 

[Trionyx]

From the Department of Shameless Self Promotion, a list of more sexual terms than just junk. I keep it handy while writing.

How To Fuck Without Saying Fuck

 

[HectorBidon]

I found this link on stanford.edu that gave me a few minutes of very mature amusement.

And people disparage the value of higher education.

 

[RetroFan]

I always remember in the 'Pitch Perfect' movies in the 2010s a new girl joined The Bellas, her name Emily Junk (played by Hailee Steinfeld).

When the girls query Emily's somewhat unusual last name, she says that it is her mother's maiden name which she and Emily reverted to when the mother divorced Emily's father. And Emily's father's surname and the name she grew up with was Hardon.

 

[SimonDoom]

He definitely did mind the gaps.

A gold star for the crustacean.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Not unzipping that.

Is there a Dong dangling about?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

My friends call me Aunty Gertie.

Am I your friend?

I have just had your schwantz in my mouth. You do not think ve are friends?

Yes Aunty Gertie, I guess we are.

 

[MetaBob]

Heat-seeking missile.