Four bears walk into a bar . . .

[voluptuary_manque]

or cabin as the case may be. And they were thirsty, too.

 

[johneb87]

Ah! So that's what you were really doing on vacation.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Please! I'm a very tidy bear. I'd have picked the lock, eaten the food, cleaned up afterwards, drunk the beer and carried the bottles down the recycling center . . . in the dark of night, of course.

 

[Handley_Page]

Please! I'm a very tidy bear. I'd have picked the lock, eaten the food, cleaned up afterwards, drunk the beer and carried the bottles down the recycling center . . . in the dark of night, of course.

So - you going to remonstrate with the miscreants ?
when they've sobered up

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I will pass my chagrin to the Norwegian branches of the clan . . .

 

[3113]

What was mama bear doing giving her cubs that much beer? Arrest 'em for underage drinking, I say!

 

[rot_teufel]

Their Canadian beers they start drinking early.

 

[rot_teufel]

Sorry I meant bears.

 

[johneb87]

A Canadian bear, a Norwegian bear, an American bear, and a Polar bear walk into a bar.
Bartender comes up and the Canadian bear says "I'll have a..........Labatts."
The Norwegian bear says, "I'll have a...........Ringnes."
The American bear says, "I'll have a...........Sam Adams."
The Polar bear says, "I'll.....just have a water.....lots of ice."
The bartender replies with a confused look, "Ok, but why the large pause?"
All four bears hold up their massive paws and say, "Because we're bears!"

yuk yuk yuk

 

[rot_teufel]

Yuck Yuck is right!