Found: One Mojo

[NoJo]

Has anyone lost a Mojo recently?
I've found one and I'm keeping it until it's claimed. If nobody here claims it, I might adopt it, if I can house-train it.

 

[rgraham666]

If it's mine, keep it. Never did me much good.

Couldn't housebreak the damned thing either.

 

[impressive]

Does mojo accumulate? I mean, can you add it to your existing supply to make it bigger/better/faster/stronger? Or is it one mojo per customer?

 

[neonlyte]

It's always worth turning them over to see if it's been stained by seamen...

 

[NoJo]

Does mojo accumulate? I mean, can you add it to your existing supply to make it bigger/better/faster/stronger? Or is it one mojo per customer?

Mojo is a actually freely tradeable commodity on the NYSE. Mojo traders are, as you can imagine, some of the most testosterone-filled assholes you've ever met. But I have to admit they do get a lot of action

 

[impressive]

Mojo is a actually freely tradeable commodity on the NYSE. Mojo traders are, as you can imagine, some of the most testosterone-filled assholes you've ever met. But I have to admit they do get a lot of action

And those dividends!!! And commissions!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Commissions mostly. No one holds on to it long enough to collect dividends.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I was about to claim it but I recently found mine. Now I just need to get it working consistently.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I've heard you should buy stock in products that you actually use and like. Personally, mojo has never done much for me. Maybe I'm not using it right but I think I'd rather stay with the rival company, mojito.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My mojo left me a good five to ten years ago.

 

[Maeve_redux]

Tell it to go fuck itself. If it starts, then immediately starts working as it should, it's mine. Send it home.

 

[damppanties]

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[TE999]

The important thing is to keep your mojo working.

For advice on doing this, e-mail Curtis Mayfield at Motown.com

 

[DeeZire]

Just keep in mind, the mojo will have no affect whatsoever on sheep, at least according to the song:
"Got my mojo workin' but it just don't work on a ewe."

 

[Guest]

Has anyone lost a Mojo recently?
I've found one and I'm keeping it until it's claimed. If nobody here claims it, I might adopt it, if I can house-train it.

Could be mine--it was a Mojito when it went missing.

Someone's probably been feeding the thing...

 

[shereads]

The mojo futures market is soft. I blame skyrocketing fuel prices.

 

[impressive]

The mojo futures market is soft. I blame skyrocketing fuel prices.

Not "soft" ... flaccid.

 

[shereads]

Not "soft" ... flaccid.

Guttersnipe.

 

[impressive]

Guttersnipe.

*swoon*

 

[shereads]

Mojo futures are up.

 

[Guest]

Mojo futures are up.

Sure.

Less than a hundred days now.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Rocket Man

Could be mine--it was a Mojito when it went missing.

Someone's probably been feeding the thing...

[note to file: remember to steal this line]



-KC

 

[keeblercrumb]

Sure.

Less than a hundred days now.

I think TRYSAIL posted that chart last week, didn't he?

It's all in the fundementals..... the demand for mojo's is out running the consumption of them.... or something.... like.... that....



-KC

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think TRYSAIL posted that chart last week, didn't he?

It's all in the fundementals..... the demand for mojo's is out running the consumption of them.... or something.... like.... that....



-KC

I'll admit that I was out last week and didn't see it but we must be thinking of different things. I mean, March is a lot more than a hundred day's away, it has to be. Shoot, it's only the end of July!

Mojo: First person of verb (Sp.) mojar--to cast a spell

Yo mojo
Tu mojas
Ud. moja
Nos. mojamos,
etc.


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no one really believes me, do they?