Found: One donkey's leg

[NoJo]

The first person to claim it can have it.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

MINE!

It's mine, honest! You need proof?

I have a photo somewhere. Has it got a grey hoof, with black toes? If so, that's mine. GIMME!

(Oh, and there's a tattoo on the top of the hind-quarters. I know, it's a pair of tits. I was pissed, what can I say?)

You gonna sew it back on for me?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You gonna sew it back on for me?

I have a power stapler here. Will that do?

What about some super glue?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I have a power stapler here. Will that do?

What about some super glue?

Be careful what you say, nasty Duck, I love to pluck.

 

[NoJo]

MINE!

It's mine, honest! You need proof?

I have a photo somewhere. Has it got a grey hoof, with black toes? If so, that's mine. GIMME!

(Oh, and there's a tattoo on the top of the hind-quarters. I know, it's a pair of tits. I was pissed, what can I say?)

You gonna sew it back on for me?

Sorry, this one has pink nail varnish on the hoof. It's from a female one.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Sorry, this one has pink nail varnish on the hoof. It's from a female one.

Oh, um.

That's a tricky one.

You bastard.

I'm, erm, um, oh, yes, that's it! I forgot, I went through a tranny donkey phase. Since then I've been, um, shall we say... ambiguous?

 

[English Lady]

you mean theres more than one 3 legged donkey out there?

Like a whole herd of wonkies? *titters*

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

you mean theres more than one 3 legged donkey out there?

Like a whole herd of wonkies? *titters*

Ok, that made me bray so hard, the sheep fled and the cows laid down to die.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Be careful what you say, nasty Duck, I love to pluck.

I happen to like a good plucking.

 

[English Lady]

wonky...I think I heard you over here *grins*

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I happen to like a good plucking.

Ever been plucked by a rampant donkey? Get those tail feathers in the air, ducky, it's your lucky day.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

The first person to claim it can have it.

Anyway, where did you find the bastard thing? I'm actually amazed it's still intact. The last time I saw it, it was whizzing down the grain shute of a combine harvester in about a hundred different pieces.

(The farmer forgot to toot his horn, so I didn't see him coming and got it from behind.)

Hmmm, methinks maybe it isn't mine afterall.

 

[NoJo]

Hmmm, methinks maybe it isn't mine afterall.

Good, I'm keeping it then. I'm using it as a teddy bear in bed, and I've got rather attached to it. I call it "flanky".

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Good, I'm keeping it then. I'm using it as a teddy bear in bed, and I've got rather attached to it. I call it "flanky".

Thank you. Sincerely. Until I found that out about you I was worried about my own night-time activities. A bale of straw, a pitchfork and a sink plunger is nuffin'.

 

[English Lady]

Anyway, where did you find the bastard thing? I'm actually amazed it's still intact. The last time I saw it, it was whizzing down the grain shute of a combine harvester in about a hundred different pieces.

(The farmer forgot to toot his horn, so I didn't see him coming and got it from behind.)

*sobs* that's so sad *sniffs*

 

[yui]

Good, I'm keeping it then. I'm using it as a teddy bear in bed, and I've got rather attached to it. I call it "flanky".

Got a leg up on the competition then, do you, Joe?*


*I know it's lame.
<snicker> Lame...a lame donkey...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I still have that deer leg in my freezer, so let me know if you happen to find the other three legs. I want to make a table.

 

[SeaCat]

Do I sense a Quadrapedal Leg Fetish lurking about here? I'm sure there is a story in there somewhere.

Cat

 

[Chynas Dick]

That leg's mine. I bought it on the black market . . . for the other use.

Now, give it back you leg-hoarding bastard!!

 

[NoJo]

Got a leg up on the competition then, do you, Joe?*


*I know it's lame.
<snicker> Lame...a lame donkey...

Not only was it lame, but it didn't have a smiley, so I took you seriously.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

... you leg-hoarding bastard!!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that. Thank you.

 

[yui]

Not only was it lame, but it didn't have a smiley, so I took you seriously.

Stop pulling my leg.* I never (or seldom) use smileys with you because you don't use them. I try to mimic your deadpan delivery…












*More lameness.