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[lifethruphotos]

How mad would a wood chuck get if a big neon pink Koala bear named Ishtar ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?


Now seriously.... who could get mad at a pink Koala?

 

[ima6uldv8]

I want some of what you've been taking.

 

[done_got_old]

How mad would a wood chuck get if a big neon pink Koala bear named Ishtar ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?


Now seriously.... who could get mad at a pink Koala?

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[lifethruphotos]

hmmmm I can't really sell you any.... you understand that don't you.... but it's red of course cause I mean really what other color would it be.. but I digress.... I can sort of steer you in the right direction but I wouldn't want to be the cause of your downfall into the depths of ... well you know ...

but holy shit Pink Koala's rule or what.....

 

[lifethruphotos]

Having verified with Lit's own Koala ( not to name names or anything ) I was informed I was on my own with this one.....;-)

Oh well, seems I was under the influence of red wine... a good shiraz from Australia of course!!!! but damn if anyone else has seen that pink koala let me know!!!

 

[Essa]

Having verified with Lit's own Koala ( not to name names or anything ) I was informed I was on my own with this one.....;-)

Oh well, seems I was under the influence of red wine... a good shiraz from Australia of course!!!! but damn if anyone else has seen that pink koala let me know!!!

I haven't seen a pink Koala but I wouldn't mind a glass of your wine...sounds good stuff

 

[asian_princess]

How mad would a wood chuck get if a big neon pink Koala bear named Ishtar ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?


Now seriously.... who could get mad at a pink Koala?

how much would would a wood chuck chuck if ishtar would've chuck the wood chuck's wood first?

wood chuck would chuck a wood chuck fit!

 

[lifethruphotos]

how much would would a wood chuck chuck if ishtar would've chuck the wood chuck's wood first?

Probably not much wood, the question is "does the wood chuck have enough wood to kick the koala's butt!"

wood chuck would chuck a wood chuck fit!

hehe that's just twisty!!

 

[SecretLove69]

Ok, just so I'm following what's going on here.....

You're under the influence of some sort of liquid (and who knows what else)

You've got it bad for koalas and the color pink (well not exactly a Whoopie Goldberg movie but we'll see if we can't develop it into a screen play)

AND

You've got some wood. OK NOW - that I can help you with as long as I don't have to chuck it - I'd much rather suck it. (ooohhh there I go using my outside voice again)

 

[asian_princess]

Probably not much wood, the question is "does the wood chuck have enough wood to kick the koala's butt!"

giggles....i may have caught a bug off you...cos it is possible i read "lick" and not "kick" ...which then led me to...if he's got wood...why's he wasting time licking the butt...

hehe that's just twisty!!

*turns up the chubby chuckerness*

lets do the woodchuck twist!!!

how many twists could a twister twist if a twister could do the twist?!!!!!

 

[lifethruphotos]

Ok, just so I'm following what's going on here.....

You're under the influence of some sort of liquid (and who knows what else)

You've got it bad for koalas and the color pink (well not exactly a Whoopie Goldberg movie but we'll see if we can't develop it into a screen play)

AND

You've got some wood. OK NOW - that I can help you with as long as I don't have to chuck it - I'd much rather suck it. (ooohhh there I go using my outside voice again)

The influence of the liquid has worn off now, not sure how I feel about that yet !! Pink is ok as long as it's a thong or bra HAHA! Koala's well now tht's almost a seperate chapter or a dream outtake/flashback sort of thing....

As to the wood it's still woody and yes you are right I would much rather you suck it than chuck it!!

 

[SecretLove69]

The influence of the liquid has worn off now, not sure how I feel about that yet !! Pink is ok as long as it's a thong or bra HAHA! Koala's well now tht's almost a seperate chapter or a dream outtake/flashback sort of thing....

As to the wood it's still woody and yes you are right I would much rather you suck it than chuck it!!

GREAT - I just love starting roaring blazes with a nice chunk of wood. Morning wood is the best but I'll take whatever you toss at me.

Now, you've got my curiosity piqued......a dream outtake about a koala - ok, can deal with that. But a flashback - hmmm that would indicate some sort of previous experience with said koala. Which leads me to believe if you are cohabitating with this particular marsupial you need to stop the red fluid intake all together.

 

[lifethruphotos]

GREAT - I just love starting roaring blazes with a nice chunk of wood. Morning wood is the best but I'll take whatever you toss at me.

Now, you've got my curiosity piqued......a dream outtake about a koala - ok, can deal with that. But a flashback - hmmm that would indicate some sort of previous experience with said koala. Which leads me to believe if you are cohabitating with this particular marsupial you need to stop the red fluid intake all together.

That's possible. I've heard of a cure but it involves giving someone non stop wood until the urge to acquire red fluid goes away.... the only problem is the red fluid seems to be a recurring thing....
any takers to help with my therapy

 

[SecretLove69]

That's possible. I've heard of a cure but it involves giving someone non stop wood until the urge to acquire red fluid goes away.... the only problem is the red fluid seems to be a recurring thing....
any takers to help with my therapy

Since red fluid often interferes with the production of wood I would think you would want to back off of one to increase the other.

Not being a professional rehabilitation therapist I can't advise you more - other than to say I'll give you a hand in licking this problem.

Not being familiar with the official 12-step program - I do have some therapy that often times works wonderfully......
1. Stroke
2. Lick
3. Suck
4. Fuck
5. Rest and Repeat as necessary until issue is resolved.

 

[lifethruphotos]

Since red fluid often interferes with the production of wood I would think you would want to back off of one to increase the other.

True. Noted.

Not being a professional rehabilitation therapist I can't advise you more - other than to say I'll give you a hand in licking this problem.

That sounds encouraging (and hardening, it's got my veneer runing in a straight line) (Message from more intelligent half of my brain: "ok that was just really corny")

Not being familiar with the official 12-step program - I do have some therapy that often times works wonderfully......
1. Stroke
2. Lick
3. Suck
4. Fuck
5. Rest and Repeat as necessary until issue is resolved.

As part of my therapy I have heard that giving as well as receiving can be helpful so... I think i might follow that up by...
1. Massaging
2. Fondling
3. Licking
4. Sucking
5. Deep penetrating
6. No rest for the weary ... Keep repeating until i drop!!

 

[SecretLove69]

True. Noted.

I'm hardly note worthy but nice to know you are a good student.

That sounds encouraging (and hardening, it's got my veneer runing in a straight line) (Message from more intelligent half of my brain: "ok that was just really corny")

Awww - now I like corn - licking the butter off the cob or getting it all hot until it builds in mass and pops. YUM

As part of my therapy I have heard that giving as well as receiving can be helpful so... I think i might follow that up by...
1. Massaging
2. Fondling
3. Licking
4. Sucking
5. Deep penetrating
6. No rest for the weary ... Keep repeating until i drop!!

I agree completely. Therapy can be beneficial for all parties involved.
And #6 is particularly nice - repeat until you drop or was that droop? In either case I'll be available for immediate rescusitation to the affected area.

 

[lifethruphotos]

I'm hardly note worthy but nice to know you are a good student.

Oh but that is where you are wrong, I find you eminently noteworthy...

Awww - now I like corn - licking the butter off the cob or getting it all hot until it builds in mass and pops. YUM

well slather me in butter and let's get to it!!!

I agree completely. Therapy can be beneficial for all parties involved.
And #6 is particularly nice - repeat until you drop or was that droop? In either case I'll be available for immediate rescusitation to the affected area.

oh great, sounds marvelous.

Oh and just so you know I'm splinterproof, so no worries about getting a splinter anywhere my wood goes!!

 

[SecretLove69]

Oh but that is where you are wrong, I find you eminently noteworthy...

Awww now you're just making me blush (thinking how red my cheeks are now and how pink my other cheeks could be)

well slather me in butter and let's get to it!!!

What with the butter and all the other accoutrements that go along with cleaning a good cob of its corn (and juices) - I'm thinking we should put down a few towels....this could get delightfully messy.

oh great, sounds marvelous.

Oh and just so you know I'm splinterproof, so no worries about getting a splinter anywhere my wood goes!!

That is good to know - although I hardly ever handle a piece of wood violently enough to splinter it. Most often it is treated with tender loving care and all the respect due a sturdy piece of lumber.

 

[lifethruphotos]

Awww now you're just making me blush (thinking how red my cheeks are now and how pink my other cheeks could be)

I'll have to remember to put some "cream" on those cheeks to sooth the redness

What with the butter and all the other accoutrements that go along with cleaning a good cob of its corn (and juices) - I'm thinking we should put down a few towels....this could get delightfully messy.

Good idea. There could be stuff spraying all over the place!!

That is good to know - although I hardly ever handle a piece of wood violently enough to splinter it. Most often it is treated with tender loving care and all the respect due a sturdy piece of lumber.

Be sure the lumber really appreciates this!!

 

[Daizie]

The cat with the blinking eyes freaks me out.

 

[lifethruphotos]

The cat with the blinking eyes freaks me out.

me too!!

 

[SecretLove69]

It's kind of hypnotic - and hey, who here doesn't like a little flash of pussy now and then?