Found in Translation

[wildescarlet]

Recently I started collecting phrases I've found on sites like Engrish.com and in real life that I think have a poetic beauty. Others because they're downright funny. I'm writing a series of poems comprised solely of these mistranslated lines called "Found in Translation".
Would you like to play along?

 

[wildescarlet]

FiT #1

Mattress Labels.

slow feeling find me from this world
close your proximity to me, warm your
mind at the lighting of a red lamp
not pursue the creation of value...
you are the most beautiful moment.

Coexisting in the special space
defend the mattress that falls down,
shoot my mellow heart "audaciously".
this is what I've always wanted to talk to you:
You are my love, my angel.
Don't treat me like a potato.

love me, then do not terrify me
the endless screw can start
automatically and at any moment
endure or enjoy the treatment
I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness
in a single word.

 

[bronzeage]

You've lost me. How does this work?