Foul language

[MathGirl]

I'm listening to a baseball game on the radio. It's only the second inning, and I'm shocked and disgusted at some of the things I've heard so far:

"He dribbled it down the third base line."
"He got him with the high hard one."
"He came in by the back door that time."

I've always considered myself an athletic supporter ... oops, I mean sports fan, but I find this sort of language frankly offensive. I think it's time for the FCC to investigate this flagrantly inappropriate language and give us back a game suitable for the family.

MG

 

[Quasimodem]

Bwaaack! buck-buck-buck, bwaaack! Bwaack-buck-buck-buck, bwaaack. . . .

Buck, buck, Bwaaack, buck buck buck.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

MG,

It's not just baseball. Announcers in basketball games are always talking about how some player, "Stuck it in the hole." Disgusting.

RF

 

[destinie21]

and what about the tight end in football?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Foul language

Originally posted by Quasimodem Bwaaack! buck-buck-buck, bwaaack!

No, Quaz. Good grief! That's foWl language.
MG
Ps. I don't think you people are giving this thread the serious consideration it deserves.
Pps. %$)(*&)^*&$!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: Re: Foul language

Pps. %$)(*&)^*&$!!

Okay, young lady, we've had just about enough of that type of language. RF

ps: Just discovered something new (to me) about Word and Lit. I used a Wingding font on Word to write you a light-hearted but insulting message (I believe it mentioned Walter). When I did a cut and paste to Lit, it was translated into the regular font. Whatdayouknow?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Foul language

a light-hearted but insulting message (I believe it mentioned Walter

Dear Rumple,
I never got it, but that's okay. I get more than enough of Walter Beagle in real life.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

No, Quaz. Good grief! That's foWl language. MG

Well don't blame me!


Long ago when I first came in here, to get out of the rain, I told everybody that I had been raised by chickens.

Besides, you’re not so refined, either. I mean, do you have any idea how insensitive it is to discuss - before a person of chicken parentage - any activity that includes batter?

Next thing, you'll be calling me the Colonel, or licking your fingers.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Well don't blame me!


Long ago when I first came in here, to get out of the rain, I told everybody that I had been raised by chickens.

Besides, you’re not so refined, either. I mean, do you have any idea how insensitive it is to discuss - before a person of chicken parentage - any activity that includes batter?

Next thing, you'll be calling me the Colonel, or licking your fingers.

Not me, Quasi. I've always said you were up to scratch and at the top of the Lit pecking order.

RF

 

[flawed_ethics]

... I think it's time for the FCC to investigate this flagrantly inappropriate language and give us back a game suitable for the family.

Hmmm. Maybe we should keep you away from weather reports too. Nothing worse than a dry slot being invaded by a warm moist tongue (of air, that is).

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . the top of the Lit pecking order.
RF

No! Not me.

I believe BlackSnake is definitely at the top of the Lit. pecker order.

Or is my eyesight getting as bad as my hearing


BTW: Where is BS sulking because the girls made him put that thing away?

 

[Jenny _S]

And God! Don't even think about the filthy language used in fencing with their "Thrusts", "Repose", "Touch", "Dangling Sabers", "Rigid Épée'" and all that. And what about the masks and strait jackets they wear. That's positively BDSM!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

And God! Don't even think about the filthy language used in fencing with their "Thrusts", "Repose", "Touch", "Dangling Sabers", "Rigid Épée'" and all that. And what about the masks and strait jackets they wear. That's positively BDSM!

And fencing is an Olympic sport! As Popeye would say, "That's disgustapatin.' "

RF

 

[Quint]

Re: Re: Re: Foul language

No, Quaz. Good grief! That's foWl language.
MG
Ps. I don't think you people are giving this thread the serious consideration it deserves.
Pps. %$)(*&)^*&$!!

It's a disgrace to decency, mothers, and apple pie, is what it is!

Quint "Clucking in disapproval"

 

[raphy]

You all scare me.

Really.

 

[gauchecritic]

Cricket

Fine leg, deep gulley, balls, bails, padding up, googlies, body line, knackers, bollocks, fuck and twat. (probably)

Gauche

 

[Guest]

You all scare me. Really.

Me too, Raff. Let's go write some cyber-punk.

'dita

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Quasimodem Next thing, you'll be calling me the Colonel, or licking your fingers.

A quote from Joe Lansdale which I posted on a different thread:
"Chicken processing and sex. Two of life's great mysteries."
M(sp?)G

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Foul language

"Chicken processing and sex. Two of life's great mysteries."

Maths: I give no thought to chickens, and I find nothing mysterious about sex. Who cares what Joe L. thinks? Do you?

Pro Up-front Sex,

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Over here, we're not wasting time babbling. We cut straight to the chase. Henke Larsson, the Swedish soccer-player, has a habit of grabbing his opponents' balls, during games. He claims it is to shock and confuse them, so he'll be able to sneak the football past them, but... who does he think he's kidding?

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Cricket

Fine leg, deep gulley, balls, bails, padding up, googlies, body line, knackers, bollocks, fuck and twat. (probably)

Gauche

hmm carry on like this and you'll have to go over my knee again young man still at least you didn't mention the bowler coming in from the pavillion end, giggle

dad says hi

lorri xxxxxxxxx

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Cricket

dad says hi

Lorri, darling, smooches from me too (and to you, haha).

PM me on the details of those spankings.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: Re: Cricket

PM me on the details of those spankings.

Perdita

I didn't see any mention of spankings. Just Lorri having me over her knee.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Cricket

I didn't see any mention of spankings. Just Lorri having me over her knee.

Oh, Gauche, you know women tell each other everything, esp. when they're married to the same pirate.

Purr

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cricket

Oh, Gauche, you know women tell each other everything, esp. when they're married to the same pirate.

Purr

they're both getting a bit big to go over my knee now, giggle, i don't know what we're going to try next

hay lad who's the new avatar? looks a bit like allan rickman.