Fortunes you don't want to find in your cookies...

[just pet]

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[desert spike]

Hmmmmm!

He thinking:

Was it pussy I ate?

 

[Mistress]

BWahahahaha!

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Prease, before too rate, ask for bucket.

Rhumb

 

[SpaceToast]

"Your request for no MSG was ignored."

I can't remember where I read that one-

-M@

 

[Guest]

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You know just pet, that really wasn't fucking funny.

 

[nasty1]

You're a VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Loser. To all the other virgins, I mean no offense. It was my own self-pity, talking.

 

[KellyFong]

"Your Car has been stolen"

True story, come out a couple of years back from watching gone in 60 seconds with my boyfriend: His car had been stolen Suddenly the movie sucked, and glorified a horrible bunch of people and wasn't at all cool.

 

[Rambrat]

wah abow tha brockery...

 

[Liontamr]

"You're gonna have a bad day tommorow"

I couldn't believe I saw that one time!