fortune cookies

[honeylick]

had chinese take-out last night, and decided to have one of the leftover fortune cookies this afternoon.

it reads:
do not hide your feelings. let others know where you stand.



so, where do YOU stand?



btw, lucky numbers printed: 01, 09, 30, 35, 41, 46
if you win the lotto, i want a cut.

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

somewhere in a forest trying to remember where I hid my feelings - if you find them will you send them on?

 

[april-wine]

Here in the corner.....BADDDDDDD AGAIN.....

 

[Blindinthedark]

Last night mine said:
"Stay on the path destiny has chosen for me"

Which kinda sucks because destiny hasn't been all that kind.

Never look at the numbers.

 

[HeavyStick]

I told someone last night where I stood.

It felt pretty damn good.

 

[Nora]

I'm not standing. I'm sitting. I find it really hard to type while I'm standing.

And my last fortune cookie was empty. It was all really very traumatic.

 

[nimbus9]

I wish my last cookie waz empty. My last one said, " That wasn't chicken".


yikes

 

[Bogey77]

let others know where you stand.[/i]



so, where do YOU stand?



btw, lucky numbers printed: 01, 09, 30, 35, 41, 46
if you win the lotto, i want a cut.

I am standing right behind you... you should be able to feel me back there.

 

[amelia]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fortune.html

*thumbs up*

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fortune.html

*thumbs up*

good link I got 'treat others as if they treated you first' so amelia what would you like as a treat?

 

[unclej]

mine said, "a true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks".

good link

 

[LadyG]

ROFL!!!

"The truth is, banana peels really aren't all that slippery".

Now how do you interpret that??

 

[alexandraaah]

And my last fortune cookie was empty. It was all really very traumatic.

That's just not right.

Some things are supposed to be a certain way, and this is one of them.

Honey, you look awful pretty with that smile.

 

[honeylick]

That's just not right.

Some things are supposed to be a certain way, and this is one of them.

Honey, you look awful pretty with that smile.

-blush-

 

[breakwall]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fortune.html

*thumbs up*

I own a strong bad t-shirt

nobody i know gets it.

 

[brucetxguy1]

Stand

About 7 1/2 inches long and about 3 fingers wide in TX

 

[honeylick]

that's no fortune, and certainly not a cookie.

 

[teddybear4play]

My fortune cookie said "You have an uncontrollable urge to lick honeylick's honey."

I knew that without springing for the takeout.

TB4p

 

[honeylick]

...I knew that without springing for the takeout.

TB4p

ahhh, you saved your fortune, grasshopper.
-smirk-

 

[teddybear4play]

I've got a sugar jones. Can you sit on my face so I can have dessert?

TB4p

 

[honeylick]

have the insulin on stand-by... i'm sweet.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Speaking of sweet...mine said "Start putting sugar in your Coke. That's why they put it on the table."

 

[teddybear4play]

have the insulin on stand-by... i'm sweet.

I have an injection ready.

TB4p

 

[honeylick]

my fortune cookie for the evening:
as one door closes, another opens.



great.
-sideways glance-

 

[teddybear4play]

What happened to your boobies?

And why are you holding a vibrator on your face?

TB4p