form a line to the left please

[lickerish]

My daughter announced to her aunt today that she wants a baby brother, to which I replied "oh hell no".

Her aunt said she can't have a brother if they (my girls) won't let me have a boyfriend.

My girls won't let me have a boyfriend because they don't want me kissing.

I advised the only way they get a baby brother is if I get a boyfriend.

They've decided they'll be taking it upon themselves to pick who I'll be kissing . So, line forms to the left.. let the interviews begin! lol


just kidding.. my kids are hilarious tho


Almost as bad as the time, 2 years ago, we were pulling to a stop at a red light at a busy intersection.. and my older daughter announces that she knows what kind of boyfriend mommy wants. She point at this guy talking on a payphone at the 7-11, and says I want a chocolate boy with big muscles.. hehehe chocolate= mexican.

 

[zantac666]

cute kid

 

[Merelan]

No line???? Did anyone read this thread? I thought they would be jumping the queue???
Then I am starting it. Haha, first in lickerish' line.

But damn it. I am not a boy. Can I watch the kids while you date at least? That or help them decide who you date.

 

[VanB]

I'll join your line, Lickerish

 

[Bindii]

I'll take them all for a test drive before hand......just to make sure that they are up to standards you know.....lol

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I would join the line but I have never been able to pass a kid test

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Kids love me, I'm betting I'd have passed their tests.

but you asked a week to late likerish.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Cute situation...

The kids are easily bought off.....if I wasn't in the beginnings of a relationship, I'd come a runnin'! And NO kissing on the first date!

 

[modest mouse]

<Sneaks in the back door>

 

[Georgia Girl]

I feel for you.....

recently in a large store my son who is 4 announced in a very loud voice that mommy needed a new husband because he needed a new baby sister. People all around stopped and stared, I wanted to go hide.

Kids do say the darndest things.

Dawn

 

[lickerish]

Merelan... it figures happens to me IRL too, LOL.

Thank you VanB

Bindii, thanks for the offer, thats okay.. I like to do all my test driving.. it's more fun that way

Todd you silly goose, get in line. Just make sure you bring your protective wear.. my kids can get a little aggressive, it's a part of their test

Georgia Girl, tell me about it.. I haven't even hit upon the embarrassing stories. This one time, my boyfriend (at the time) and I were gettin' it on in the middle of the night (when we thought they were sleeping) my kids woke up, walked in and asked what we were doing, and why I was making so much noise. I told them he was tickling me . Satisfied with that answer, they went back to their room & back to sleep. A couple weeks went by thinking all was forgotten, when one day we were at my parents house and my kids out of the blue started telling them that when <so & so> tickles me I go like this: and proceeded to make a moaning sound. I slowly looked up from what I was doing... went like this--> and blushed probably the brightest red ever, and almost died. My parent are not dumb.. and being sexually ignorant, they blushed and never said a word.

kids are something else, ya know? Anyone else have any embarrassing stories of being 'caught'?

 

[lickerish]

Modest Mouse. Get out of my backdoor, we barely know each other



just kidding.

 

[roxie]

Well, I don't have kids but....

I did take care of my god daughter until she was like about 3 years old and I can remember one time walking thru the dept store looking at a new bed for her when she started screamin because I took her peppermint stick away (she had it tangled in her hair) and kept screaming that she wanted her "dick" Of course, we left and I have yet to be back in THAT store!

 

[modest mouse]

I merely wanted to bypass the line through the back door but since you have no objection to 'backdoor'........

 

[JazzManJim]

<Sneaks in the back door>

Wow...there sure won't be any kids if you keep doing it *that* way!

 

[White_Tigress_]

This thread gave me a good laugh, and memories.
When my daughter was 4 (I just left her dad a few months before) I took her to Discovery Zone (a kids indoor playground). She was in the section for the kids under 5 so it was easy for me to walk around. There was a man standing next to his son watching him play. My daughter ran up to me and talked very loudly telling me "MOM, he's CUTE" and then turned to him and asked him if he would play with her in the balls. He looked up at me and all I could do was chuckle. Heck, he was cute..but my luck his wife was at the snack bar. *L*

I'd have to say the most embarrassing thing she has done to me though........be patient with this one....I was out of town visiting my family up north. My husband was with my daughter at home (she now being 6). One night they watched "My girl" together, and she saw that part where the little girl started her period. Oooooh my daughter asked 100 questions on that one..poor hubby..lmao. He did fill her in as truthful as he could with every question she asked. Anyhow.........when I got home she asked me "Mom, do you have a period?" of course I told her I do get them but it is not an every day thing, and went on to tell her a bit more detail, and how she is going to have it happen also. She then asked me "When you do bleed, can you tell me so I can see?"...omg...I told her it was nothing she would really want to take a look at, but pasified her with...I'll think about it.
OK, now after a week, I thought she forgotten...I picked her up from school, we got back to the apartment, walked passed a few of the neighbors, started walking up the stairs, and suddenly I hear "MOM, are you bleeding yet?????" (in a yelling tone of course) ...humm....nuff said on that one....I had to listen to that question for a few more days until I told her I would let her know and not to keep asking. .....Luckly..she forgot. LOL --- her time will come (she's now 8) soon enough and I'll be right back at this topic.

 

[lickerish]

brotha please.. I need to be shown some first class front door action before there'll be any backdoor anything. I'm talking red-carpet servicing. C'mon now, I gotta have some standards..

what line? there's no line. you get a spot right up front.



JazzyJim (you gotta point there!)

 

[Angel]

<---







(Er, wait. I'm a chick!)

 

[patient1]

I'm not available at this time.

Just stopped to say "I love the way your hair turned out!!"

 

[Angel]

I'm not available at this time.

Just stopped to say "I love the way your hair turned out!!"

Me too.

We always end up with the same hair. I think it rocks.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

brotha please.. I need to be shown some first class front door action before there'll be any backdoor anything. I'm talking red-carpet servicing. C'mon now, I gotta have some standards..

what about ring the doorbell and arive with flowers and candy to start?

 

[zantac666]

My brother invited me over for a bq and my niece was 3 was on the floor she was talking to my brothers best friend and said real loud i know were baby's come from she spread her leggs and pointed while saying here. he turned red. I get along with kids they seem to know that i would not hurt them they are fun to play games with or leggos or what ever never een married

 

[paganangel]

i know i don't have a shot here but....

i think u r just super cute
i'm nuts about kids
i'm....well...at least interesting
oh yeah, and one more thing......





I'M AN ANGEL!!!!!!!!

 

[Buzz]

lickerish....?

Just wonderin....
is that you in your av?
if so, do you have any other pics anywhere on here?
if not, do you have one?

What's your 'ideal' man?



Just wonderin'!~
thanks


Buzz

 

[patient1]

Me too.

We always end up with the same hair. I think it rocks.

Brilliant minds think alike. You'll make a cute couple.