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Antoninus

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She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

- Lord Byron
 
A comparison to Casanova would have been more flattering.

Before or after his dick started burning? :eek:

2- Casanova used lemons as contraceptives

Casanova wasn't just a ladies' man; he was also a medical visionary. The Italian lover was known to use the empty rinds of lemons as cervical caps, and research suggests that he may have been on to something. While you shouldn't be in a rush to replace your girlfriend's birth control pills with a bowl of citrus fruit, clinical tests have proved that the natural acids in lemon juice kill sperm -- and may even be an effective weapon against the AIDS virus. Unfortunately for him, Casanova discovered the magical properties of lemons relatively late in life, long after he had suffered from a multitude of painful venereal diseases.


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5 Things You Didn't Know About Casanova
 
Do Don Juan next!

*raises lighter*

“By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it’s true. When I*say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a*third, they are too small. But I*see these women for how they truly are… glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect, because, I*am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me the way that they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I*search out the beauty that dwells within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in*it.”
 
“By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it’s true. When I*say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a*third, they are too small. But I*see these women for how they truly are… glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect, because, I*am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me the way that they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I*search out the beauty that dwells within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in*it.”
No, no, no... the poem!

*raises lighter again*
 
Do Rod Stewart next! :)

I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me
Funny, but when you're near me
I'm in the mood for love
Heaven is in your eyes
Bright as the stars we're under
Oh, is it any wonder
That I'm in the mood for love?
Why stop to think of whether
This little dream might fade?
We've put our hearts together
Now we are one, I'm not afraid
And if there's a cloud above
If it should rain, we'll let it
But for tonight forget it
I'm in the mood for love
Oh yeah

Why stop to think of whether
This little dream might fade?
We've put our hearts together
Now we are one, I'm not afraid
And if there's a cloud above
If it should rain, we'll let it
But, for tonight, forget it
Cause I'm in the mood for love
I'm in the mood for love
For love, for love...
 
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

- Lord Byron

Everyone's doing it!
 
Why does every thread that I'm mentioned in turn into dick burning?



Is this your new name? I like it better than the old one.
 
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