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lightning1 said:
badonkadonk :cool:
Gee..I had to go back and download this song..

Fatty Girl - Ludacris / LL Cool J / Keith Murray


Third Verse :

Yo, this is in thought
Of those broads
Who got the goods
To the chicks who don't
Eh it's still all good
Some broads got an
Automatic thickness for eight
You'll soon get it
Just stay workin' hard at it
Goodness gracious
Good God almighty
You got a badoonka donk
Girl don't hurt nobody
Toes all painted, feet all out
It's an aphrodisiac for
The mall without a doubt
Juicy chunky stanky funky
Gut slappin' ball slappin' cater
To your every fantasy
You got your tongue clitoris tits
And belly pierced
(All that?)
Necklace around yo' waist
Toe rings, girl do yo' thang
I mean, in them jeans
Yo shape is beautiful
And I'm "For you, by you"
Like FUBU
(B**** you know the name)
Whoo-wee Jesus
JoJo K-Ci and Mary
Girl you don't know
What you do to me
(Lord have mercy)
Ain't no doubt about it
When she walk by
Tongues hang out
Eyes pop out the socket
(Bing)
Cats cringe and point like pssh
Ummph you can see that
Thang from the front
We gas those up like
Full service
And, keep 'em drunk
Like Kathie Lee Curtis
And when you shake it
You rock my world
I done died and
Went to heaven
You got a fatty girl


Lol.........Haha.. Okie......

Had to get that out..
 
bhg08054 said:
No, lop sided wouldn't be good.... :cathappy:

How's things on the left coast today?
Hehe......

It's a nice bright sunny day....

I'm doing good, but it seems like the kids are sick, once again..

Poor Babies..

What's going on all the way over there>>>>>>?
 
may- said:
Hehe......

It's a nice bright sunny day....

I'm doing good, but it seems like the kids are sick, once again..

Poor Babies..

What's going on all the way over there>>>>>>?
Well, we're having some gorgeous Spring weather, the kind that really makes you want to stay home from work.

Sorry to hear the kids aren't well. That's no fun at all :(
 
bhg08054 said:
Well, we're having some gorgeous Spring weather, the kind that really makes you want to stay home from work.

Sorry to hear the kids aren't well. That's no fun at all :(
You don't wanna be cooped up in the house like me. Lol.

Go out and pick some wild flowers....

Yea.

Lol.....Let's frollick naked thru the meadows..

=D


It'll pass eventually...kids get sick.. messy. what they do..
 
lightning1 said:
I'm no country fan, but I think its Trace Atkins who has honkeytonk badonkadonk. l
And that.....I have no clue what you are talking about..

:-/

I'm lost in confusion. Again..
 
may- said:
You don't wanna be cooped up in the house like me. Lol.

Go out and pick some wild flowers....

Yea.

Lol.....Let's frollick naked thru the meadows..

=D


It'll pass eventually...kids get sick.. messy. what they do..
A naked frolic! Woo Hoo! :cathappy: :cathappy:
 
Artist/Band: Adkins Trace
Lyrics for Song: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Lyrics for Album: Songs About Me


Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)
 
Lol......That was funny. I'll have to download it later.
 
bhg08054 said:
A naked frolic! Woo Hoo! :cathappy: :cathappy:
Well, I'm not naked now........but I'm sitting outside and the kids are much happy now playing outside...And it's not so hot.. no sweaty boobies..
 
may- said:
Well, I'm not naked now........but I'm sitting outside and the kids are much happy now playing outside...And it's not so hot.. no sweaty boobies..
aww, that's sweet, happy kids!
 
bhg08054 said:
aww, that's sweet, happy kids!
Happy kids = Happy Momma

^.^



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I haven't brushed my hair since yesterday. Lol...It's a mess...if you can't tell...
 
may- said:
Happy kids = Happy Momma

^.^



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I haven't brushed my hair since yesterday. Lol...It's a mess...if you can't tell...
Well then we're going to have to do something about that!

Where's the brush?
 
bhg08054 said:
Well then we're going to have to do something about that!

Where's the brush?
Wedged up my pussy......Er, I mean it's on the dresser.


Haha...Okie.......Bad joke!
 
may- said:
Wedged up my pussy......Er, I mean it's on the dresser.


Haha...Okie.......Bad joke!
No, I've seen some very sexy pictures of ladies using '"alternative" toys! :devil:
 
may- said:
I haven't brushed my hair since yesterday. Lol...It's a mess...if you can't tell...

may.....

how bout giving me a shower in that messy hair?
 
bhg08054 said:
No, I've seen some very sexy pictures of ladies using '"alternative" toys! :devil:
Yea.....all the possibilities...

WoW..
 
bhg08054 said:
Quick!

Find the adapter!!

Get an extension cord!!!

Get her plugged in!!!!
Lol..the comp died and I went crazy.. the pills are starting to kick in and I'm back to norm.

Hehe.
 
deliverer said:
may.....

how bout giving me a shower in that messy hair?
Sure..Lol....I have just about enough to tickle every inch of your body.
 
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