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I'm sitting here having some icecream with my kids and it's such a nice day out... not cold and rainy like yesterday... The window's open and what ruin it is that the neighbor's are smoking..Lol. Just complaining..
I can't really date a guy who smokes..
Hmmmm..
- Non smoker
- No drunks
- No drugs
- No violence/abuse (physical/verbal/emotional)
- Loves kids
- Loves to be silly and make me laugh
- Honest and open (Got something you wanna tell me, Let me know.)
- Easy going
- Low maintainence (Can't have a guy that spends forever getting ready. Fuck that)
- Understanding (Since I've been thru so much crap in my life, it'd be nice if someone I dated actually got me.)
- Respectful (No means no, Lol...Just a start with that)
Change of pace...
- Must eat pussy
- Gots to love lots of kissing and touching.
- Wants to cuddle the night away watching tv sometimes.
- Must enjoy sex and know what you like and want..
- Don't be shy in the bedroom, let yourself go..
- Go all out crazy and insanely weird sometimes,... It's okie.. Sometimes..
Well. I guess that's what's off the top of my little bitty brain.. Probably will add more to it as I go along..
Something about me ...
- I enjoy sex and am pretty open to trying new things..Though, nothing too kinky..
- I swallow and am damn proud of it!
- I love to smile and laugh and have fun doing simple things..Don't gotta go all out to like The Moon and back to have a good time.
- I am a little weird. Haha.. A lot weird.. I admit it.
I can't really date a guy who smokes..
Hmmmm..
- Non smoker
- No drunks
- No drugs
- No violence/abuse (physical/verbal/emotional)
- Loves kids
- Loves to be silly and make me laugh
- Honest and open (Got something you wanna tell me, Let me know.)
- Easy going
- Low maintainence (Can't have a guy that spends forever getting ready. Fuck that)
- Understanding (Since I've been thru so much crap in my life, it'd be nice if someone I dated actually got me.)
- Respectful (No means no, Lol...Just a start with that)
Change of pace...
- Must eat pussy
- Gots to love lots of kissing and touching.
- Wants to cuddle the night away watching tv sometimes.
- Must enjoy sex and know what you like and want..
- Don't be shy in the bedroom, let yourself go..
- Go all out crazy and insanely weird sometimes,... It's okie.. Sometimes..
Well. I guess that's what's off the top of my little bitty brain.. Probably will add more to it as I go along..
Something about me ...
- I enjoy sex and am pretty open to trying new things..Though, nothing too kinky..
- I swallow and am damn proud of it!
- I love to smile and laugh and have fun doing simple things..Don't gotta go all out to like The Moon and back to have a good time.
- I am a little weird. Haha.. A lot weird.. I admit it.
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the captians wench
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sounds like a good start may 
just know what you want, and don't settle, you deserve it
just know what you want, and don't settle, you deserve it
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Great pics today may
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Ben!! I took them nipple pics for ya.. Lol.. It was sooooooooooo freaking tough pressing the timer on the cam and then trying to get my nipple in my mouth within a few secs.. Omg..Big Ben IV said:Great pics today may
You better give me something better than "Great pics today man
" Lol.zschachwitz
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may- said:
Oh, fuck. I fall at the first hurdle. But I pass the rest - can I be allowed just one transgression? BTW - it's not cigarettes, but a pipe that I smoke
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may- said:
If it's honest, then there's nothing more to be said.
There's nothing worse than a personal ad that says "Love long walks on the beach and margarita's"
Makes no sense, and is just paraphrasing a bad song...
Now, if it said "Love long screws and come shots" I'd apply in a heartbeat!
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may- said:
did the whole personal add bit. ended up with a one night fling (not my idea and not all that memerable, I was too kinky for him lol), and a bunch of crazies. When I wasn't looking, that's when I found exactly what I wanted.... well, maybe not exactly this ocean deal is a huge bummer. lol
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may- said:
ME TOO!
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zschachwitz said:
I adore the smell of pipe smoke
one of my friends has a hand made pipe that's made out of ceader I think... gives such a wonderful smell
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biggshow13 said:
what about long screws on the beach *giggles* and come shots
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5000 posts in a few months holy crap. 
great updates may. 
great updates may.
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may- said:Ben!! I took them nipple pics for ya.. Lol.. It was sooooooooooo freaking tough pressing the timer on the cam and then trying to get my nipple in my mouth within a few secs.. Omg..
You better give me something better than "Great pics today man
Ok how about, as soon as I saw those pics i got a raging hardon that my pants could hardly contain
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the captians wench said:
Ever had sand in a delicate spot?
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the captians wench said:I adore the smell of pipe smoke
one of my friends has a hand made pipe that's made out of ceader I think... gives such a wonderful smell
Ah - competition for may- from you. I wonder how it'll be resolved?
Perhaps it's a cherry-wood pipe? Meerschaum's pretty good as well.
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the captians wench said:
I did the personals thing myself, and met a woman that I absolutely adored, and we had the most incredible sex I've ever had. She was a big girl, but totally uninhibited sexually, and showed me things I never knew. To this day, I regret the fact that she left town and my life. She was fun!
After that, the personals got boring really quickly. I still have ads, but never answer anymore...
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biggshow13 said:
yup, but it wasn't cause of anything fun. my swimsuit was too big *giggles*
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zschachwitz said:
No compitition, honest.
you know, that could be it. I just remember it smelt sweet.
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