For Vella.

[MissBri]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

More like you see blood/dismemberment (including beheading, of course) and you drink. I believe hubby and I went through nearly 2 cases of beer before the movie was over. It's definitely a quantity over quality sort of occasion.

Oh, I'm sure we could come up with some good ones - like swigging every time you hear 'like' in Valley Girl.

Oh yea!!!

Or everytime Molly Ringworm pouts.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

i thought this thread had passed away. i even went to its wake dressed tastefully in my bright pink mummu. i paid my respects...

and what springs forth from the depths of purgatory?

ok, i did giggle mentally but thats all you'll be getting from me, you hear?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i thought this thread had passed away. i even went to its wake dressed tastefully in my bright pink mummu. i paid my respects...

and what springs forth from the depths of purgatory?

ok, i did giggle mentally but thats all you'll be getting from me, you hear?

Never say die.

 

[Guest]

Never say die.

i didnt.
so, we must talk of threads to come.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i didnt.
so, we must talk of threads to come.

Yes Let us speak of threads to come....something with some piss and vinegar, a devilishly honed razor sharp wit and a tasteless smattering of sarcasm enrobed in a coating of venom.

 

[lil_elvis]

Yes Let us speak of threads to come....something with some piss and vinegar, a devilishly honed razor sharp wit and a tasteless smattering of sarcasm enrobed in a coating of venom.

mornin ms. fabulous

 

[ABSTRUSE]

mornin ms. fabulous

Good morning to you

 

[Guest]

Good morning to you

pssst...
i feel certain that he meant to quote me. just a heads up.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

pssst...
i feel certain that he meant to quote me. just a heads up.

I beg to differ Queen of Flatulence.

 

[Guest]

I beg to differ Queen of Flatulence.

sniff when you say that.
we are amused.
*its always the chinese food*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

sniff when you say that.
we are amused.
*its always the chinese food*

I've warned you about the hazards of MSG.

 

[Guest]

I've warned you about the hazards of MSG.

since when have i taken your warnings seriously?
know what i think?
i think i am you, only with feelings and emotions...kinda like absy lite.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

since when have i taken your warnings seriously?
know what i think?
i think i am you, only with feelings and emotions...kinda like absy lite.

That chills me to the bone....that means....gasp! YOU"RE the nice one!

 

[Guest]

That chills me to the bone....that means....gasp! YOU"RE the nice one!

you doubted this?
hrm...
well, often, the insane don't know they are until they are told.
im the nice one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you doubted this?
hrm...
well, often, the insane don't know they are until they are told.
im the nice one.

I thought the insane didn't know that they were insane? How nuts is that?

 

[Guest]

I thought the insane didn't know that they were insane? How nuts is that?

its a touchy concept ...no worries, sweetie, i've got your back.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

its a touchy concept ...no worries, sweetie, i've got your back.

I have a vision of a baboon mother and child now. Pick my nits.

 

[Guest]

I have a vision of a baboon mother and child now. Pick my nits.

great, now youre trying to poison me. ungrateful bitch.
i still love you, but im a masochist and youre my favorite flavor of pain.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

great, now youre trying to poison me. ungrateful bitch.
i still love you, but im a masochist and youre my favorite flavor of pain.

That makes the lump of coal I call a heart almost ignite with a spark of human apathy.

don't make me get out the spandex cross.

 

[Guest]

That makes the lump of coal I call a heart almost ignite with a spark of human apathy.

don't make me get out the spandex cross.

i love it when youre apathetic, it gives me the willies...another reason to live.

not the spandex cross
you know what it did to you last time
nearly took out your good eye.

btw, i gave you a great quote for your sigline, bitch. hrmf~

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i love it when youre apathetic, it gives me the willies...another reason to live.

not the spandex cross
you know what it did to you last time
nearly took out your good eye.

btw, i gave you a great quote for your sigline, bitch. hrmf~

Which one, there are too many to choose from?

 

[Guest]

Which one, there are too many to choose from?

i have to admire your special way with insults. because you are so close to perfection, it makes me gag.
bitch.

i still love you, but im a masochist and youre my favorite flavor of pain.

how could this not be sigworthy? how many people love you as much as i do...you trollop

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i have to admire your special way with insults. because you are so close to perfection, it makes me gag.
bitch.


how could this not be sigworthy? how many people love you as much as i do...you trollop

It's an artform, some work in paints, others in plastic canvas...sarcasm is my true medium.

LOL...gotcha, already have it in there....neener, neener.