carsonshepherd
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For Vella - My Cat Hates You
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OhMissScarlett
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LMAO! It looks like he was watching Yan Can Cook or some shit and drank a bunch of tequila and conked out.carsonshepherd said:
OhMissScarlett
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Look just above Kitty's head at the television in the background.minsue said:I'm afraid to ask....but why Yan Can Cook?
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Yeah, he doesn't look all that well.minsue said:Shit.
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Well, I do have a thing about TV chefs. I'm all about Ming Tsai though, Yan is Carson's thing.yui said:LMAO - I thought this might have been the voice of experience ...
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Great, I'll see you there.minsue said:Yeah, but the bottle looks fine so all is well.
(Yes, I am going to hell...what's your point?
I love Yan, I just don't love him, if you get my meanin'.
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OhMissScarlett said:Well, I do have a thing about TV chefs. I'm all about Ming Tsai though, Yan is Carson's thing.
uh uh, i'm all about Tyler Florence *lick* Come to think of it, i really need to learn how to make gnocchi.
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His hotness knows no bounds.carsonshepherd said:
I've heard that sheep cheese gnocchi gives you sexual stamina.
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My cat hates anyone who won't let him sample what they cook.
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a bit of warning would have been nice
*mopping up spilled coffee*
you, carson, are a lunatic of the first rate...NEVER CHANGE!
i think Stephen Lynch had if right when he wrote: Kill a Kitten...and i quote:
When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.
Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.
Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.
And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.
Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.
Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.
Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.
Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten.
*mopping up spilled coffee*
you, carson, are a lunatic of the first rate...NEVER CHANGE!
i think Stephen Lynch had if right when he wrote: Kill a Kitten...and i quote:
When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.
Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.
Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.
And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.
Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.
Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.
Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.
Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten.
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Amen, sistah!
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thank you handsome for a huge fuckin laugh, first thing this morning. just what i needed and i never even knew it.carsonshepherd said:
carsonshepherd
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vella_ms said:thank you handsome for a huge fuckin laugh, first thing this morning. just what i needed and i never even knew it.
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Brilliant.vella_ms said:
Vella, I just hope PETA doesn't send Pam Anderson over to your house to protest now.
Edited to add: I hear there's been some beaver abuse going on there as well.
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And I've spent a fortune at one of his relatives' restaurants.minsue said:You gotta love Yan! I grew up watching him.
