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[tonitits]

Re: SOME HELPFUL ADVICE FOR AA

Tips for a Northerner moving South:

1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later
how to use it.

2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as
"Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.

3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can.
Stay home the two days of the year it snows.

4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same
store.

5. Do not buy food at the movie store.

6. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking,
let alone eating.

7. There is nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a southern
accent, unless it is a southerner imitating a Boston accent.

8. Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?"

9. People walk slower here.

10. Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't
understand you either.

12. The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted
Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "Big ol'", as in "big ol'
truck" or "big ol' boy". 85% begin their new southern influenced
dialect with this expression. 100% are in denial about it.

13. The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer
proper.

14. Be advised: The "He needed killin'" defense is valid here.

15. If attending a funeral in the South, remember, we stay until
the last shovel of dirt is thrown on and the tent is torn down.

16. Most Southerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those
who do. In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a
southern license plate, you may rest assured that it was on when
the car was purchased.

17. Northerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of
their car's windshield that comes from yelling at other drivers.

18. The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can
wait until November.

19. Satellite dishes are very popular in the South. When you
purchase one it is to be positioned directly in front of your
trailer. This is logical bearing in mind that the dish cost
considerably more than the trailer and should, therefore, be
displayed.

20. Florida is not considered a southern state. There are far
more Yankees than Southerners living there.

21. In southern churches you will here the hymn, All Glory, Laud
and Honor. You will also here expressions such as, "Laud, have
mercy","Good Laud", and "Laudy, Laudy, Laudy".

22. As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone,
directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to
drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the
proper speed and lane position for the vehicle.

23. You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already
know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you're better off
trying to find it yourself.

hehehehe those are great Oman! However, I think he can relate to the last two. I think it is the same way out thar in Orey gun!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Thanks Michael. I am doing ok. I am so glad that you stopped by here. Ltns. Hope all is well in your world as well. Give Elizabeth a hug for me. I hope you have a great week.

(((((((((((((Michael)))))))))))

Evening Toni, wanted to stop by to thank you for the hug passed on from you and leave you one in return. Have a wonderful evening!


(((((((((((((Toni))))))))))))))

 

[1sexylady]

Here's a yelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll from New Jersey ...

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: SOME HELPFUL ADVICE FOR AA

hehehehe those are great Oman! However, I think he can relate to the last two. I think it is the same way out thar in Orey gun!

Shaking head...who said I was moving South?! I rather like it here in Orygun! LOL

 

[tonitits]

Time will tell! Hope that you are having a good day today. Love you, sweetie!

 

[Jacqline]

Time will tell! Hope that you are having a good day today. Love you, sweetie!

{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}} Have a great day!

Jacqline

 

[tonitits]

{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}} Have a great day!

Jacqline

Thanks Sweetie! you have a great day too! (((((((((Jacqline)))))))))

 

[Jacqline]

"Hopping" in to wish my friend, Toni, a special Easter. Hoping that all is going well this weekend for you and Daniel.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Jacqline

 

[omahaman2]

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[tonitits]

"Hopping" in to wish my friend, Toni, a special Easter. Hoping that all is going well this weekend for you and Daniel.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Toni}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Jacqline

Thanks Sweetie. The weekend was pretty nice. It is cold here now. But I think it is only supposed to be for a couple of days. Daniel did well. We will find out next week just how he did. Hope your weekend was a good one!

 

[tonitits]

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Thanks Oman, hope you and Jenny are having a great Easter also. Hugs, ((((((((((Jenny and Oman)))))))))

 

[biggbear8]

HAPPY EASTER TO A BEAUTIFUL TEXAS FLOWER TONI I hope that you have a great day and hope you and your son has a great weekend

 

[tonitits]

HAPPY EASTER TO A BEAUTIFUL TEXAS FLOWER TONI I hope that you have a great day and hope you and your son has a great weekend

Thank you Bear we just got home this morning from his LTC convention and I am going to take a nap here shortly because I have to work tonight. Hope you had a wonderful weekend as well. ((((((((((((Bear)))))))))

 

[biggbear8]

Thank you Bear we just got home this morning from his LTC convention and I am going to take a nap here shortly because I have to work tonight. Hope you had a wonderful weekend as well. ((((((((((((Bear)))))))))

I bet you are really a texas tornado lol have a good nap and downt work to hard tonight take care and be safe hugs love kisses Bear

 

[tonitits]

I bet you are really a texas tornado lol have a good nap and downt work to hard tonight take care and be safe hugs love kisses Bear

hehehe thank Bear. AA always calls me the Tx Tornado. He said that that is why Tx is so much hotter. All my hot air! I don't know how he is explaining how OR and WA are having record highs and we having a reversal. Actually today our temps are supposed to be about the same, his a little warmer!!! Hope you have a great week. ((((((((((Bear))))))))))

 

[1sexylady]

{{{{{TONI DANIEL}}}}}}}}

Good Afternoon....

Just a quick note to tell you I will be on later. I have my wonderful son home for Easter Vacation so during the day I will be doing things with him. First on my list is a hair cut....lol He has two ball games this week and hopefully with any luck it will stay dry enough for him to play. So I need some crossed fingers... Have a good week and I love ya all...

 

[tonitits]

{{{{{TONI DANIEL}}}}}}}}

Good Afternoon....

Just a quick note to tell you I will be on later. I have my wonderful son home for Easter Vacation so during the day I will be doing things with him. First on my list is a hair cut....lol He has two ball games this week and hopefully with any luck it will stay dry enough for him to play. So I need some crossed fingers... Have a good week and I love ya all...

Have fun and lots of great vibes and hugs to you both from the two of us! ((((((((((Sexy/Cutie pie)))))))))))

 

[1sexylady]

Have fun and lots of great vibes and hugs to you both from the two of us! ((((((((((Sexy/Cutie pie)))))))))))

Just doing a bump for Toni...

 

[tonitits]

Thanks for the bump Sexy, can never get too many of those!

Enjoy the movie watching today! (((((((((Sexy)))))))))

 

[alwaysawake]

Well, we have another huge concert at the Rose Garden Arena in Portland tonight...David Bowie. I won't get to see this one, but the whole town has been talking about this perfromance. Everyone have a great week!

 

[omahaman2]

Well, we have another huge concert at the Rose Garden Arena in Portland tonight...David Bowie. I won't get to see this one, but the whole town has been talking about this perfromance. Everyone have a great week!

Since we got our new arena, the concerts have been plentiful here. We just had Rod stewart, Britany Spears, Prince,Kiss,
Aeosmith, Tom petty, Fleetwood Mac,Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, Alabama and even Barney and Yanni LOL. Upcoming soon
is Mettalica, Godsmack,Reba Mcentire,Kid Rock, and the one I want to go to Eric Clapton. LOL, even Dr Phil is coming this week.
Jenny and I are being thrifty (aka cheap) and going to see a
free concert this weekend. Little River Band. Really we arent being cheap,jenny loves them. We seem to be on schedule for alot of the old time bands this summer. We are going to be having groups like Dr hook,Sugarloaf,Marshall tucker and maybe even the guess who ( well part of the mebers).

 

[tonitits]

Since we got our new arena, the concerts have been plentiful here. We just had Rod stewart, Britany Spears, Prince,Kiss,
Aeosmith, Tom petty, Fleetwood Mac,Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, Alabama and even Barney and Yanni LOL. Upcoming soon
is Mettalica, Godsmack,Reba Mcentire,Kid Rock, and the one I want to go to Eric Clapton. LOL, even Dr Phil is coming this week.
Jenny and I are being thrifty (aka cheap) and going to see a
free concert this weekend. Little River Band. Really we arent being cheap,jenny loves them. We seem to be on schedule for alot of the old time bands this summer. We are going to be having groups like Dr hook,Sugarloaf,Marshall tucker and maybe even the guess who ( well part of the mebers).

Sounds great. Wouldn't it be nice if we could go see all the stars that we wanted to for free??? Have fun at the concert this weekend, I know you will. Eric Clapton is coming here I think in June and it is his only Tx stop. I would love to go see him. I saw him during his Nothing but the Blues tour, but there are so many other classic songs I would love to hear him perform!

 

[Jacqline]

A "Tax Day" Bump for Toni!

Jacqline

 

[tonitits]

A "Tax Day" Bump for Toni!

Jacqline

Happy Tax Day! ((((((((((((((Jacqline)))))))))))))))))))

 

[SweetBrie]

{{{{Toni}}}}}

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