For Todd...

[Problem Child]

So that the Emu population of the world may live and flourish

 

[KR1troll]

You are cold man!

 

[Problem Child]

I'm just doing my part to preserve a majestic bird.

 

[Todd]

I'll have you know I haven't used an Emu egg in quite a few years. Since I moved away from the nearby supply

 

[Problem Child]

Thank the Lord for that! I thought with your ravenous sexual appetite they would be extinct soon.

They have a really interesting technique using liver, did you see it?

 

[lilminx]

How, may I ask, did you find a site like that?

 

[Todd]

Thank the Lord for that! I thought with your ravenous sexual appetite they would be extinct soon.

They have a really interesting technique using liver, did you see it?

I saw no techniques including the liver that appealed to me.

I am a simple mans of simple means and finds a hand works the best, If I am feeling extravagent I'll add a little baby oil or moisturizer.

 

[Problem Child]

Dang Todd..from Emu eggs to mere hand lotion. Sounds like your getting back to a simpler life. Congratulations, my man!

 

[Problem Child]

How, may I ask, did you find a site like that?

I'm really horny and have a refrigerator full of food and several good search engines.

 

[Todd]

Dang Todd..from Emu eggs to mere hand lotion. Sounds like your getting back to a simpler life. Congratulations, my man!

Thanks I guess I really need to get married soon though

 

[Problem Child]

Todd-O...in all seriousness, I think that's a good idea. Aren't there any wholesome christian women that yearn for a guy with a foot-long cock at your church?

 

[*bratcat*]

do you need any help...

 

[Problem Child]

Re: do you need any help...

finding some uses for all that food?

I'm saving the strawberries and whipped cream, and carving a buttplug out of a carrot with the initials BC in it.

What time does your flight come in again?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Todd]

Todd-O...in all seriousness, I think that's a good idea. Aren't there any wholesome christian women that yearn for a guy with a foot-long cock at your church?

Actually in My church I got two options for women.

1. Become a pedophile girls range from 14-17 and misteriously stop

2. Develop a mature fetish cause the nex trange of women start at 45 and upward.

Danged if I do Danged if I don't

 

[Problem Child]

Todd-O, I think you are exaggerating.

#1 is out because I believe the laws against child molestation are roughly the same up in the Great white north as they are here.

#2 is out unless you want to go broke buying Geritol, ensure, and adult diapers.

So what happened to all the twenty and thirty-something gals? Did you scare them all away by lurking outside bible-study meetings with your monsterpenis hanging out? I dunno...maybe you need to find a new church where they don't know you.

 

[Todd]

The twenty-something/thrity-something crowd in this town don't do church.

And those in that crowd that I have watched prefer abusive welfare alcholic men rather than clean living guys.

Again sucks to be me, But I won't change just for a little nookie on the side.

 

[GuyJD]

But I thought you said you were going to be HERE tonite....

This could be a bit of a problem!

Damn BRATCAT.............is it me or are you being ignored?
How cruel!!!