For those wondering where Todd has been:

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I just got off the phone with him and am happy to inform you all that he is doing well. Better than wel, he is doing magnificent.

As you all know, Todd was being courtd to participate ina local TV program. In general, his personality was targeted as one that would draw viewers.

In a twist of fate that only can happen to Canadians, Todd was spotted by a vacationing businessman from Van Nuys, California. Saul Cohen approached Todd the next day as he left a taping session.

Over coffee and some lackluster breakfast, Saul made his pitch. Saul was a porn producer with dwindling income. His porn has no niche, no marketing hook. He had decided to target the largest untapped porn demographic, the religious.

Todd, as religious as any virgin, was the perfect star. His large manhood sealed the deal(upon inspection by Saul).

Todd said he had a lot of hesitation but the money was too good to pass up. Besides, its cold in Canada and California sounded great.

He wouldnt reveal much more to me until I viewed the movie he is sending via FedEx. Its called "The Preacher finds his Pulpit, a love story."

I'll keep ya'll updated and send along your best wishes to our man Todd.
 
Are you telling me Todd is going to lose his virginity, on video, to someone named "Pussy Canyon"?
 
Originally posted by Problem Child
hehe. I want a pulpit.

hehe, Me too. :devil:
Or maybe just a preacher will do.
Do I need deliverance?
 
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I miss his unique style... the GB's just not the same without 20 threads with a copy & pasted article to start them.
 
Some how that's almost believable. I mean, religious porn. You'd think it would sound...odder than it actually does.
 
RawHumor said:
I miss his unique style... the GB's just not the same without 20 threads with a copy & pasted article to start them.


It's not the same but it's not any worse.
 
Cherry said:
Speaking of MIAs ... I wonder where Marxist went to.

Marxist, Todd, Yoyo, all gone. Coincidence?

(Edited to add that that's just a joke, not meant to initiate a lynch mob)
 
Of course if Todd is in a porn flick there will be no fucking.

Just lots and lots of begetting!
 
Now it's magic???

So what? You look into it and see the future? The past? Lotto numbers?
 
Re: Re: Seriously?

Problem Child said:
Ask Ramblin rose, she knows all.

She has a magic cervix.

I always wanted one of those *sigh*
 
sunstruck said:
Now it's magic???

So what? You look into it and see the future? The past? Lotto numbers?

If you rub it, you get three wishes and a smelly finger.
 
sunstruck said:
Now it's magic???

So what? You look into it and see the future? The past? Lotto numbers?

You know that pic that Phrodeau uses from Lord of the Rings? That's really her.
 
sunstruck said:
Now it's magic???

So what? You look into it and see the future? The past? Lotto numbers?

A dark tunnel with a light at the end?

I'm just guessing here.
 
Sunstruck, the set-up person for all of GB's comic wannabes.
 
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