For Those of Us Who Like Women

[lesbiaphrodite]

Unfortunately, this test does not come with lovely photos or anything. But, it does indicate what "type" of woman you are most attracted to. My result was:

The Intellectual
56% Miss Brains, 49% Miss Creative, 46% Miss Shy, 50% Miss Bitch

You love a woman with brains. A good education and forthright attitude turn you on.

The intellectual is a mind of information and is likely to be quite cold because she communicates in ideas and intellect, not on an emotional level.

You can take the quiz and share your results if you like. Here's the link:

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-who-is-your-type-test

 

[Stella_Omega]

I couldn't finish that... so many answers were "none of the above" or "all of the above"

I want pictures, right now I'm a simple creature

 

[lance gt]

Great! my ideal woman is 31% brains, 67%creative, 36%shy and 46%Bitch. I already divorced her. Any one else fit this description?

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I couldn't finish that... so many answers were "none of the above" or "all of the above"

I want pictures, right now I'm a simple creature

LOL! I wanted pics too, damnit. But, no such luck. Anyway, I was satisfied enough with my result, I guess. Mildly interesting on a boring Friday afternoon at least.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Miss Bitch!
38% Miss Brains, 41% Miss Creative, 27% Miss Shy, 68% Miss Bitch​

You'd like a dominating and overtly confident woman in your life. This kind of wish is the kind that gets you into trouble. She is very self-involved and there may not be much space left for you, but, if you get in, she'll fight to the death for you.

Pro's about dating Miss Bitch:
1. She's confident enough to know she can do better (or perhaps just to *think* she can). She'll never be a stalker. (WRONG! Amy = my darling Goth Stalker Chick!)
2. She's fantastic in bed. Check!

3. You'll never get bored. Check!

4. She knows exactly what she wants. Check!


The cons of dating Miss Bitch.
1. She's a bitch. Check!

2. She's likely to play on your insecurities if you manage to upset her.
Nope! I do enough of that for both of us!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Great! my ideal woman is 31% brains, 67%creative, 36%shy and 46%Bitch. I already divorced her. Any one else fit this description?

31% brains.

I think I see your problem...

take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

 

[Freefall_mc]

fphewww
Stretching, straining, to suck in more oxygen...just for that one pnt boost.
Turning phone off before morning.

 

[lance gt]

31% brains.

I think I see your problem...

take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

As Bullwinkle always said,' No doubt about it, Got to get me a different hat'.

Stella dear, two aspirins just ain't gonna do it. Two big joints of fine herb should do the trick tho'

 

[Stella_Omega]

I like my women the same way I like my men; 50% masculinity (and 50 % femininity) some athleticism, brains, confidence, a bit of fire.

And a switch. Give and take.

 

[lance gt]

I like my women the same way I like my men; 50% masculinity (and 50 % femininity) some athleticism, brains, confidence, a bit of fire.

And a switch. Give and take.

I'm for that Stella, sounds just right

 

[OLDERNWISER]

hmmm, for those of us that are women

.....

 

[Stella_Omega]

took the quiz and described my view of myself, I had no idea I was such a bitch!

77% Miss Brains, 41% Miss Creative, 27% Miss Shy, 77% Miss Bitch

um, that's Ms Brains, Ms Creative, Ms Shy and Ms Bitch, thank you :

these things grow on one as one gets older and more experienced... except for the shy, that one dwindles!

They are really weird parameters, IMO.

 

[Freefall_mc]

hmm...some merit i suppose

The Shy Creative
44% Miss Brains, 63% Miss Creative, 51% Miss Shy, 50% Miss Bitch

You like reclusive painters and the like. Your ideal woman is likely to spend a lot of her time in her own world, planning her next project. However, she doesn't necessarily have the energy to see this through. She tends to fall for the wrong type of people, often those who are out of reach.

Pros of dating the shy creative:

1. She's loyal, caring and thoughtful.

2. She's unlikely to make a scene or embarrass you in public.

3. Love for the Shy Creative is true and all-encompassing. She is very affectionate and dotes on those she truely cares about.

4. She carries a love for life, nature and art that is infectious.

5. She understand the needs for personal space and will not crowd yours.

Cons of dating the Shy Creative:

1. She is emotional and likely to be insecure.

2. As emotional as she is, she finds it hard to be honest about how she feels. She is likely to give you mixed signals.

3. She falls very deeply and quickly, this may be too much for some people. (Especially considering her difficulty in honestly relating her emotions.)

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The Inspired Lover

58% Miss Brains, 65% Miss Creative, 27% Miss Shy, 52% Miss Bitch
You like the type of woman who has a creative head and an active mind. A learner and a lover. Your ideal woman spends her time fliting from project to project, making the most of her talents and trying to gain more. She is intelliegent and probably into the arts, music and literature. She has a passion for life and learning so bright it's blinding. Her emotions are occasionally high and she is prone to severe mood swings but her affinity for love, nature and life will ensure many exquisitely happy times.

The pros of dating The Inspired Lover:

1. She is inspiring and thought provoking; She will challenge and stimulate you, pushing you to be the best you can be.

2. She is passionate about learning and exploring concepts.

3. She engages with life on a deeper level.

4. She effects stimulating conversation at social events.

5. She is very passionate and fantastic in bed.

6. You'll never get bored.

Cons of dating The Inspired Lover:

1. Can take herself and life too seriously and can therefore be so self-consumed she sometimes ignores other aspects of life.

2. Can be argumentatve and opinionated.

3. She can be over emotional and at times very moody.

4. If she's not with someone who shares her passions she tends to become frustrated and irritable.

5. She tends to be manipulative and is likely to play on your insecurities if you upset her.

6. She can upset people by being all of the above.






Pretty darn close...not eerily exact but in the ball park. Then again, tests don't do much for finding a "dream girl". If they were, I'd invest in a printing press and several thousand pens.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Brainy bitch
69% Miss Brains, 47% Miss Creative, 15% Miss Shy, 64% Miss Bitch

You're looking for a confident, bordering on arrogant, woman who is well read and eager to know all there is to know. She is probably convinced that she knows more than the average person and spends plenty of time reminding them of that integral fact.
Pro's about dating The Brainy Bitch:
1. She's confident enough to know she can do better (or perhaps just to *think* she can). She'll never be a stalker.
2. She's fantastic in bed.
3. You'll never get bored.
4. She is inspiring and thought provoking.
5. She is passionate about learning and exploring concepts.
6. She engages with life on a deeper level.
The cons of dating The Brainy Bitch.
1. She's a bitch.
2. She's likely to play on your insecurities if you manage to upset her.
3. She tends to be manipulative and can make you feel inferior.
4. So self-consumed she sometimes ignores other aspects of life.
5. Can be argumentatve and opinionated.
6. She upsets people by being all of the above.


Hmmm . . . Seems I know some women like this. Just sayin' . . .