For the Toys

[annaswirls]

Dedicated to WickedEve...and her rainbow collection...


Someone once gave me the advice to put a condom on my dildo. Here is my response. Please join me in odes to our mechanical friends.


I like up my toys for today's
safe sex workshop.
A disturbing site.
Why is it besides kiddie porn,
bestiality is like the one thing
you are not allowed to do
but all the fucking toys are animals...

So, safe sex for toys 101
it is a refresher course of course
(they never seem to retain the important lessons)

You there!
With the double control battery pack...
you are NOT waterproof... got it?
and you... pay attention over there
mister jelly dong, no oil based lubes!

Wear a condom!
Wash up with that specially packaged soap..

"Whatever," they tell me
Mr. Rabbit stands up and speaks for them all,
But Madam, it fucks with the spontaneity and
I agree

Every time
we tear the package
pull condom over plastic
and suddenly feel like one of the following:
1. a complete pathetic loser
2. sex crazed perverts that should be arrested
3. laughing my ass off-- come on, ever see a toy wearing a condom? it is ridiculous.

and the moment is gone, just fuck it

and I bake cookies or something

of course,
I wash my hands first.
really well.

 

[WickedEve]

Dedicated to WickedEve...and her rainbow collection...

Sigh. I broke another last week. That's about 6 in the past 2 years. I have several dildo poems here at lit and a few hidden on my hard drive. My name is eve and I write dildo poetry.

 

[annaswirls]

Sigh. I broke another last week. That's about 6 in the past 2 years. I have several dildo poems here at lit and a few hidden on my hard drive. My name is eve and I write dildo poetry.

Hey! You are an artist-- you can make fertility dolls out of them and sell them on Ebay!

 

[WickedEve]

Hey! You are an artist-- you can make fertility dolls out of them and sell them on Ebay!

Damn. I threw the purple one away last week. I could have taken my nail polish and painted a face on it. Glued some pubes on for hair. Since I have no man to trim mine for, I could have made a ponytail on that thing! Anyway, dildo poem. I have to go to the school for a teacher meeting. While I'm there, I'll think of a dildo poem. If I can't come up with one, then I'll post links to all my dildo poetry! Love to share the poetry, but not the dildos.

 

[bogusbrig]

When a woman retires to bed
Unaccompanied but for the lover in her head
And in her restless sleep she longs to sense
Lust's wondering hand of desire

And when her lover by proxy
Possesses her hand to caress her heaving breasts
And taking advantage of her abandonment
Seeks out her fresh wet cleft

Kicking the covers from her bed
In her frustration she reaches for the drawer
Scattering her lingerie about the floor
She grabs his erection by the balls

Proud as always he never fails
She falls back gasping in surrender
Snug as a gun she presses him between her open legs
Pulling the trigger for an orgasmic suicide

With her passion spent
And her limp body praying for blissful sleep
Unrestrained by manly flaws
Rocket Willy keeps right on going!

 

[annaswirls]

Good old Willie! LOL!

Does he come in colors?

When a woman retires to bed
Unaccompanied but for the lover in her head
And in her restless sleep she longs to sense
Lust's wondering hand of desire

And when her lover by proxy
Possesses her hand to caress her heaving breasts
And taking advantage of her abandonment
Seeks out her fresh wet cleft

Kicking the covers from her bed
In her frustration she reaches for the drawer
Scattering her lingerie about the floor
She grabs his erection by the balls

Proud as always he never fails
She falls back gasping in surrender
Snug as a gun she presses him between her open legs
Pulling the trigger for an orgasmic suicide

With her passion spent
And her limp body praying for blissful sleep
Unrestrained by manly flaws
Rocket Willy keeps right on going!

 

[WickedEve]

I have to leave this Rowdy Ted link before I go!
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=66691

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Rowdy Ted Lives On!

 

[Guest]

Damn. I threw the purple one away last week. I could have taken my nail polish and painted a face on it. Glued some pubes on for hair. Since I have no man to trim mine for, I could have made a ponytail on that thing!

What images, LOL! Why don't you braid them and show us a picture or hasn't it gotten that long yet?

Oh man. I needed a good laugh.

 

[Man Ray]

Sometimes you see a post like this and you shout. "Hey. I have the perfect poem!" and thus you trawl back through the myriad poetic rubbish you've posted over the years and you drag this back into the cruel light of day to be read and hopefully it will raise a giggle as it was originally written to do...


I sleep amongst your underthings, nestled in a bed of silk and cotton,
I lie with my brothers; we, who await your command, await your desires.
I am your favourite, the one you turn to when you need that blessed wicked
release that sweeps you along a path of wild, delicious and sensual nirvana.

You deign to grant each of us your favours, your gentle fingers arousing
each of us in turn, turning us on with caressing fingers and sexy play.
Sometimes we love you alone but sometimes you want all of your boys
to entertain you, each in turn filling you with shivers of self-pleasure.

There is `Slim`, he is small and thin and stays silent of the places that
he visits with you; we know where he goes, sliding in, hidden deep.
`Bruno` is the giant amongst our family, upon his arrival we heard you
gasp with wonderment and awe at his size and his deep black colour.

But I am your new favourite, your new boy; a 21st century toy,
with many buttons and shiny surfaces, your lust reflected in me.
You held me with such love and cradled me to your bosom, tenderly
you unwrapped me; you were gentle with me the first time we loved.

I was laid upon your bed, you made me watch you undress; nervous
we were the first time, both wanting this to go well, anticipation high.
You picked me up and held me close, fingers pressing against me;
I hummed in pleasure at your touch, at your command I trembled.

Hearing you moan in anticipated pleasure I hummed louder in return,
you welcomed me with legs spread wide, to a glistening slick heaven.
I performed for you, you made me do all my tricks, used all my skills;
all my power humming full on to make you cry out and lay still, limp.

We lay upon your bed, spent with pleasure, both coated in frothy love,
you lifted me up and gazed at me in love and wonderment, smile wide.
You kissed me gently, tasting the love we had made, tasting sweet;
the limpness of your body testimony to my power and…bendiness?

ps Do you think this poem has some pseudo-Freudian message?

 

[RhymeFairy]

vibrating
my quivering
clit.
rosebud lips
peaked
open,
begging for
more.
so
much more.
round
round
dipping round.

grinding hips
shimming
a shake.
hotness
seeping.
roving tongue
teasing.
pouty lips
get their
pleasing.

tongue
of silver,
turns
forked now.
clit,
split
lickity split.
spit

spit

spit

 

[RhymeFairy]

looking day and night
a lose to me, a wretched
loss of love.
how did I misplace one
so wonderfully wicked
or hide him so horribly good

magic moon
oh magical magician
shine your light down
show me the way

my toy has sprouted legs
ran away
forgotten what it's like
to come out n play

bring him forth
for me to see
to fill me with happiness
and shout with glee ~


umm .. did I say that .. hehehe
silly and warped
but a bit'a fun nonetheless

 

[annaswirls]

thanks for bumping this crazy thing. I swear I read the original post and completely forgot writing that thing!

another fun post, thanks RF!

 

[normal jean]

Alas, poor NJ has NO toys.... how normal is THAT??

 

[RhymeFairy]

sitting in a slow groove
of southern nights. free
from work as darkness closes in
this soul is released to prance
around. apologies not given
for I need to reach out
touch those southern skies, thighs
taste a lil rum as it runs. old
new mix baby. give me a shake
and raunchy rumble as frightening
lightening streaks across soft
glowing tanned skin. paint
me with tongue, teeth
nips, bites. use me for naughty
midnight pleasures, for I shall
use you. over
and over, as my toy
of passion. love
your mistress of pain
no pain my pet, no gain ~

 

[RhymeFairy]

I need
a boy toy
a man to suit
my needs
I shall tailor him
like a penguin, nothing
but the best
for a lick
a dive
a lil taste
of heaven.

requirements

a shaking shimmy
digging of tunnels ( in the dark)
like a rabbit he must run
a dolphin he must
swim. a frothy ocean
of cream
his dessert
I have in mind

please send resume
to 69-69
my place
if you would be
so kind ...

 

[RhymeFairy]

Bump

Had to be done.

Like the muse thread, I have to come and get a quick grope every now and again. After all who does not love a good ... toy, or even a bad one for that matter. *meeeowwww*

Bring on the toys and lets all have some fun ...

 

[RhymeFairy]

sticking tongue out
flubbering a laugh

lip stick pink
smudged out
red. suckling round carmel
apple treats
while dancing on a vibe.

tickles so low
a lil shimmy 'n
shake. a pole dancing
strip
with leather
and thong.

whipped up frenzy
of cream
and spice

 

[RhymeFairy]

cum still drips
as I speak, telling you
about my hidden secret
places. I took the shot
a liquid lightening drink
of courage
get off on feelings of lust
love. passion pounded me over
over again. I slipped
tasted a sliver of a vibrating toy
meant to be you
meant to share in this moment
of carnal knowledge, meant for you.
yes, I slipped
in
out
over and over till I peaked
on pistons of clitoris tickling
clicking
shivers of delight attacked me
as I drowned out
semi conscious from the power
your patient permission to pass this gate
and get a slice
of all american pie ...

 

[EriAliSaa]

OMG I am such a loser! I get most of mine advertised in those stupid catalogs, you know the ones you can't get off their mailing lists, as personal massagers. Well maybe if I stopped ordering vibrabrators I could get off their mailing lists.... but that becomes a problem on its own doesn't it?

It is so rare I go into a porn shop, and I have been known to leave if someone speaks to me. And I am so positive that everyone I know will see me.... i do the sunglasses, scarf, and park several blocks away. I know, sounds dumb. I have ordered a couple off the internet but the delivery me always look at me like they know. Yes I'm paranoid!

So I have always had loser vibrators other than a few. A couple with suction cups.... I love those.... no pun intended.

 

[RhymeFairy]

Bumping this one for Blue, lol

cum still drips
as I speak, telling you
about my hidden secret
places. I took the shot
a liquid lightening drink
of courage
get off on feelings of lust
love. passion pounded me over
over again. I slipped
tasted a sliver of a vibrating toy
meant to be you
meant to share in this moment
of carnal knowledge, meant for you.
yes, I slipped
in
out
over and over till I peaked
on pistons of clitoris tickling
clicking
shivers of delight attacked me
as I drowned out
semi conscious from the power
your patient permission to pass this gate
and get a slice
of all american pie ...

 

[bluerains]

Bumping this one for Blue, lol

bad girl...toys are not for tots...

 

[RhymeFairy]

One of my fav. threads.

Anyone have any new Toy thoughts, poems?

Cum on, bring out the big guns and show us whatcha got


Happy Writing ~

 

[unapologetic]

I did try to write a poem about my vibrator once - a broken one - but I scrapped it (both the poem and the vibrator). Maybe I'll try it again.

I have a pink one, by the way. It's called a rabbit, but the extra bit is actually an elephant. And, of course, I call it Dumbo.

 

[RhymeFairy]

my lil pink

knobs of pink,
tickling he did sink.
deep inside, I felt
his hot butter glide.
moans of bliss,
came screaming out
in a hiss.

I scrambled,
for more.
as he hit,
my sporadic core.
sliding in sweat
off he took
like a jet.

riding harder,
then faster.
I knew this pink cob
was my master.
to touch
and guide
not a crevice, inside
did hide.

making me,
scream.
I created
some cream.
my gift
to the pink,
before I did sink ...