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I saw this guy on MTV's Totally Obsessed. He spends the day frolicking around town and claims being Peter Pan has hindered him in finding a job. There surely is a theme park somewhere that would hire him. If he'd dress like Hook, I'd email him. ;)
 
He looks good in tights but his hair is an absolute disaster.

;)






(I do believe in fairies.)
 
What an indescribably scary man. I think I saw him in the Sun the other day.

This link is my best attempt at finding something equally weird:

http://www.angelfire.com/ri/inflate/faq.html

I feel a particular fascination with part 7.

I did actually once find a gay interest page for the same fetish - alas, it and its beautifully bizarre pictures are no more - but I had to ask myself ... how can you have a "gay" interest in this particular topic? I wasn't aware that they had a gender.


Shanglan
 
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Reasons why inflatable animals/pool toys are better than humans: (From the above link)

1: You won't get arrested for carrying an inflatable animal in a
duffel bag.
2: You don't have to worry about making them breakfast.
3: They don't care how many other inflatable toys you're sleeping
with.
4: Which would you rather have in a sudden flood?
5: They fit better in your chest of drawers.
6: Can't catch diseases from an inflatable toy!
7: No high hospital bills; if one gets sick -- a little glue, a
little patch...
8: They don't demand to have THEIR needs "satisfied".
9: They don't mind spending a "quiet" evening in.
10: They never "have a headache"!
11: How many humans can you deflate and put away when you're done
with them?
12: You can't get an inflatable toy pregnant.
(Ed's Note: Some fantasy on getting that done heh :) Imagine
having baby inflatable orcas out of your last affair with
the inflatable Shamu!)
13: A few hundred inflatable toys can fit in the average suitcase.
Try THAT with people!
14: No fancy dinners just so you can have sex with them.
15: They're insatiable! You just can't give them enough loving!
16: The only time they make noise is when you boff them.
17: They're just so damned soft and cuddly!
18: Who needs foreplay? Hop on and RIDE!
19: They never tell their friends about all your little habits.
20: They don't care whether they're on top or bottom.
21: Try saying, "I can't wait to get you home to the air
compressor" to a human.

Om my God. Can you imagine picking up someone in a bar, only to go home with them and discover their collection of inflatable whales and horsies? Scream! Run away!
 

(Ed's Note: Some fantasy on getting that done heh Imagine
having baby inflatable orcas out of your last affair with
the inflatable Shamu!)
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*shudder*

Shanglan
 
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carsonshepherd said:


Om my God. Can you imagine picking up someone in a bar, only to go home with them and discover their collection of inflatable whales and horsies? Scream! Run away!
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This is almost as bad as hooking up with a guy with stack of 'Chicken Soup For The Soul' books next to his bed.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
This is almost as bad as hooking up with a guy with stack of 'Chicken Soup For The Soul' books next to his bed.
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Or hearing these words: "There's something I need to tell you, and I've needed to talk to you about it for a long time but I couldn't...."

I'll take Chicken Soup books over panties and garters, thanks.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Or hearing these words: "There's something I need to tell you, and I've needed to talk to you about it for a long time but I couldn't...."

I'll take Chicken Soup books over panties and garters, thanks.
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Eek! That's got to be the quote of the year. :eek:

Any relationship that leaves me asking "Why are my bras always so stretched out?" needs to be seriously scrutinized.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Eek! That's got to be the quote of the year. :eek:

Any relationship that leaves me asking "Why are my bras always so stretched out?" needs to be seriously scrutinized.
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:eek:
 
carsonshepherd said:
Or hearing these words: "There's something I need to tell you, and I've needed to talk to you about it for a long time but I couldn't...."
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Nothing good can ever follow those words. I mean, unless it's "I'm actually a multi-billionaire and now that I'm sure you're the person I adore madly I want to tell you," or something equally in the realms of fiction.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
Nothing good can ever follow those words. I mean, unless it's "I'm actually a multi-billionaire and now that I'm sure you're the person I adore madly I want to tell you," or something equally in the realms of fiction.

Shanglan
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You're so right. It's always more like "I just want to be friends," or "I slept with hookers when I was in Berlin," :rolleyes:
 
"What I really like to do is dress up like Peter Pan. But I'm not gay. And I don't like little boys either. I swear, I just like wearing tights. Would you mind dressin gup in a tutu and carrying a wand?"
 
OhMissScarlett said:
You're so right. It's always more like "I just want to be friends," or "I slept with hookers when I was in Berlin," :rolleyes:
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Who slept with hookers! Gimme initials.
 
carsonshepherd said:
"What I really like to do is dress up like Peter Pan. But I'm not gay. And I don't like little boys either. I swear, I just like wearing tights. Would you mind dressin gup in a tutu and carrying a wand?"
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Oooh, Peter Pan, can I carry your wand? ;)

And by the way, none of my exes slept with hookers in Berlin, don't even think they did! ;)
Especially not while they were in the Army.
 
His rabbit's name is Woody. He also wants you to know he's only interested in a female partner. Though he doesn't have a problem with gays. In fact I think I've seen him on a float in a few gay pride parades....
 
Oh, for fuck sake! The hair is just so disturbing. If a guy with good hair dressed like that, I wouldn't think anything of it.

Doesn't he remind you a little of Beatle Bob, only creepy?

Or even Tiny Tim with bad hair!
 
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