For the record....

[Madame Pandora]

A) I don't watch baseball.

B) I have no clue who those people are.

C) They are most certainly NOT my Daddy.

ROFLMAO

MP

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Deborah]

Hey Dave (Madame Pandora), you should feel honored you even got in my story ...

"Ball Two"
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=12381

So I needed a "Celebrity" story for the contest. Actually, my fav celebrity is the leader of the band Pluto Monkey. But I already wrote a story about him and his accent.

Besides, you know how Ambro whines about my dark and evil stories. Thought I'd write a baseball story just for him and Nitelight.

 

[nitengale]

Great story !! (btw)

 

[alexander tzara]

Actually, my fav celebrity is the leader of the band Pluto Monkey.

Debz, are you still trying to turn us on to all that weirdo music you're into? Where do they get the names, these crazy kids?

 

[Deborah]

They look in the mirror, dude.

 

[WriterDom]

would have been better if Javy Lopez, or anyone besides Chipper hit the home run the first night, but an entertaining story

 

[Deborah]

I'm saving Javy for my "Interracial" story.

BTW,I was just watching the news and natch Mike hit two homers today and the Mets crushed the Braves.

Hey Chipper, Uncle Bobby needs you again.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am a little confused though .... did anybody get inside madame Pandora's box?

Story was good especially the ending.

And debs, who's the best of the west?

 

[Deborah]

Chefie, the best of the west is the Angels. The fallen angels, the Nephilim. Of course their leader is a woman. But you won't see that on TV.

Madame Pandora's box will be visible as soon as Cheri gets done flossing. I have never seen anyone so obsessed with her teeth. All three of them.

 

[Cheri]

Mmmmmmmmmmm..........Finger licking good!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Both you bitches get your hands off my box.

MP

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Since I'm not a bitch can I get my hands on your box?

 

[Deborah]

Cheri has so much armpit hair in her eyes she can't tell the difference between wool and mink. Nice coat Cheri! (As she slinks off to the Sheep Ranch)

 

[Deborah]

Chefie, who the hell told said you're not a bitch, you dumb fucking cunt? You got to learn not to believe trolls.

 

[Cheri]

Fuckit Deb, go have fun with your sheep and shuddup!

 

[Deborah]

They are not "my" sheep. Actually, I think they belong to Problem Child. I heard him say something about he was going to get laid tonight even if he had to pull the wool over someone's eyes. Watch it Chefie! He likes to pretend he's a girlie and wants to cyber. If you get any messages from hotgirl69wantstosuck@hotbox.cum don't respond.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.


Want some wood, Miss Ziffel?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chefie, who the hell told said you're not a bitch, you dumb fucking cunt? You got to learn not to believe trolls.

I'm not dumb, I just fuck cunts...

Oh and trolls have called me far better than that (And you should know)

 

[jcgirl]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I hate that word.